My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #345,428

"Remember! If you haven't gotten what you want, you just totally suck in comparison to everyone else!"

> Spitfire: Can fly back in time
> Soarin': Defeated a humongous pie overlord

Spitfire was defeated by a dragon (with other wonderbolts) and Soarin' can't bring a cake to his colleages without making it fall, not to mention that both were knocked out by a falling marshmallow while saving it.

Seems legit….