My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Should be Scootaloo

The wise Sir Twilight Sparkle was the first to join Princess Celestia’s knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Rainbow Dash the Brave; Sir Applejack the Pure; and Sir Fluttershy the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Rainbow Dash who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet herself at the Battle of Badon Hill.

-Canterlot!
-Canterlot!
-It's just a model.
-Shhhh!