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Nov 01, 2012 at 09:22PM EDT
Mythical unicorns used to be incredibly violent and bloodthirsty creatures unless in the presence of a virgin. Please calm your tits, downvoters.
Nov 02, 2012 at 02:23AM EDT
Specifically, unicorns in mythical lore are attracted to only virgin females. So pretty much, males are excluded when they said that unicorns are attracted to virgins.
But, if unicorns are attracted to virgin males, then…(stands up from my chair).
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