My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Hasbro somehow found a way to make this look even worse than the leaked concept art

There's no earthly way of knowing.
Which direction EG is going.
There's no knowing where we're rowing.
Or which way the story's flowing.
Is it canon? is it trolling?
Is a parasprite growing?
Not a speck of pony is showing.
So the humans must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the series must be growing!
For the money keeps on flowing!
And it's certainly not showing!
Any signs that it is slowing!

This is the end.