Childhood Enhanced - Darkwing Duck

I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the jailer who throws away the key.
I am the itch you cannot reach.
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
I am the onion that stings in your eye.
I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am.
I am the batteries that are not included.
I am the surprise in your cereal box.
I am Darkwing Duck.

Let's.

get.

dangerous.