The Legend of Zelda - Image #739,174

Hello, Zelda, look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Gerudo scented body wash and switched to Hylian Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the King of Red Lions with the hero your hero could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the triforce of courage. Look again, the triforce is complete. Anything is possible when your man smells like Hylian Old Spice and not a Gerudo. I’m on Epona.