DC Comics - Image #760,365

On the one hand, I gotta give Superman some credit for being calm enough despite being potentially fatally wounded to crack a joke.

On the other, do you really want to tease the guy doing life-saving field surgery on you?

Well, even if he died, it'd only last a week or so before some contrived bullshit brought him back.

You're allowed to act like this when you're basically immortal…