SpongeBob SquarePants - Would watch?

I-….

I have mixed feelings about this.

we need to make the lirycs

"Who lives in a Cucumber under the sea
"Spongeboobs hotpants"
Absorbent and Pink and Softy is she
"Spongeboobs hotpants"
If nautical naughtiness be something you wish
"Spongeboobs hotpants"
Then drop on the bed and fap like a fish
"Spongeboobs hotpants"
READY
Spongeboobs hotpants
Spongeboobs hotpants
Spongeboobs hotpants"

If you know a better lyrics then please go ahead