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Warhammer 40,000 - Warhammer Friends

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PICK A BEST FRIEND The Commissar The Space Marine The Necron ran The Khornate Berzerke + Has the best soundsystem you can imagine surgically + Best wingman in the world For some reason, this little guy accepts you Il you, without fail Knows how to rock Makes cool s--- out Is always really, really p----- off. At you. And everything else. But mostly you the proper courseo + Great stories +Will always help +You are connected through it to Follows you everywhere retty great DJ an screaming ke, the exact same you when you need it Women are attracted to +Will protect you from harm and telepathically have a constant feeling of community, entertainment Always bitching about needing blood and skulls Follow his advice well an at all times If he does put up a stuggle every on yo you, he replaces what ia +(?) When you F--- son terested so he introduces them to you +For 10 years, it will hang out with really wants to have INCREDIBLY kinky se ike, all the time you and be like, the most awesome pet ever. Crazy tricks, cutest shows of affection, will make you feel all warm inside If you put up with this guy's s--- for a few years he will one day take off his helmet and impart upon you the secrets of the universe y to follow, or popular doing what he tells you head if you act likea Talks down to you at times + Every time he attacks will make Terrible fashion sense +These secrets will grant you nearly unlimited Will eat the face off of anybody y he ripped apart/ate with After 3 or 4 attac left to salvage power-immortality, strength, speed, fighting prowe The secrets of the universe will REALLY piss you off want and leave no evidence drugs, crazy body After 10 years pass, its buddies arrive coward too many times modificati on earth and eat everybody but y ing of you ntacles. No way around it. The Eldar The Guardsman The Son of Nurgle The Adepta Sororitas The Emperor Serious Demeanor +Really happy go lucky gu Introduces you to all his Damn, look at he and will let you play with you earn his respect, + Always hears you out Kind of a jerk, really The most amazing cook that will ever Good taste in video games If you need to movee furniture or something, he has an actual crane attached to his back +Cute butt Somehow always seems like he gets what he wants from family values +Always insists on paying for both of you wherever you go because he's so Full of great advice Introduces you to his is a hundred times better than se Creamy skin Mmm what you wan nerous +-(?) He's gay and will probably perfect woman Is okay with you dating He's also ge case of space aids you live forever start to have giving back massages you would kill your ne She isn't going to f--- you +Time spent with im is always +(?) He has robot Tentacles +Always has witty things to +Space aids actually makes say without electrical outlets Good luck getting a back massage unless you have pointy ears Space aids also makes you Fantastic dude He i die tragically right +-(?) Guess how he gives you space aids Iso pretty good

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Sir Soundwave

Sir Soundwave Moderator

Oct 10, 2014 at 07:24PM EDT

>not wanting the Emperor as your friend

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Inkswitch

Inkswitch

Nov 25, 2014 at 02:52AM EST

The Noise Marine, for the ~~constant kinky sex~~ sick sound system

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