Super Smash Brothers - Soldier Blasts In!

I have done nothing but play Smash Bros. for three days

"'If Smash is sure to result in victory, then you must Smash!' Sakurai said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about Smash than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so no living Smasher can best him in the ring of Glory."

"Then, he used his Smash money to buy two of every clone in the Nintendo universe, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of Ridley"

"And from that day forward any time a bunch of foxes are together in one place it's called 'Final Destination!'"

"Unless it's Battlefield!"