Dakimakura / Waifu Body Pillow - How to Clean Your Anime Body Pillow

This man says, and I quote:

“Please for the love of god, do not, do it in the kitchen sink. As far as you know, there are so many cockroaches up there, by the time you are finished cleaning it it will be a useless effort.”

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck, kind of conditions are you living in? Forget the body pillow, you need to clean your kitchen.