Recently, some Twitter user made the regrettable decision to tweet an image that he believes invokes primal reactions in people. The image has been floating around online for a while now, but in this context, it's much funnier than ever before, because all it shows is a stereotypical jock and cheerleader kissing, meant to resemble the couple everyone wished they could be in high school. But honestly, in high school, none of us could really be bothered to care about something like this, and this is still true nowadays.

Predictably, the strange wall of text from that tweet has gone on to become a copypasta and meme combined, and the things people are coming up with as images worthy of "invoking primal reactions" are pretty entertaining. Here are some of our favorite images meant to fill you with a primal jealousy unlike anything you've known before.