These internet tough guys claim to be scary, but they couldn't gain entrance to the Salty Spitoon even if they tried. How much are you willing to bet they ate a bowl of nails for breakfast (without any milk)? Could they open a bottle of ketchup without breaking a sweat? Honestly, if some middle schoolers took these guys in a fight, the "tough guys" would run away crying.

But either way, they feel the need to assert their alpha male dominance over everyone they meet online, and we definitely do not believe a word they say. If you're ready to cringe, there are a lot of socially inept people out there who think threatening violence is a cool and unique personality trait, and they'll do it at any opportunity they see. Here are some of the funniest examples of the most awkward "tough guys" who clearly aren't as tough as they think they are.