The subreddit /r/ChoosingBeggars is guaranteed to make you lose a little more faith in humanity … if you still had some left to begin with. A lot of us don't. People like this give us a clear reason to expect very little from those around us, and /r/Choosing Beggars is full of the funniest and most awkward demands others have wholeheartedly expected from the rest of us. This subreddit is full of entitled people's desires and completely unreasonable requests, captured for all to see. These people believe they deserve better than what's literally being handed to them for free, and they want you to know it.

From technologically skilled brats to neighbors who want you to get better WiFi so they can continue to steal it at higher speeds, choosing beggars are way too choosy to blend in with a civilized society. Caught everywhere from text messages to Facebook Marketplace, here are some of our favorite beggars that really shouldn't be choosers.