The last time you opened Instagram, chances are you watched some Instagram Story that made you cringe. Oh, to be a niche internet micro-celebrity, sh*tposting every day until your thumbs hurt. Apparently, this is what a good portion of Instagram's users do all day long, and we can't help but wonder about quite a few things. First, are they okay? Do they need someone to talk to? Is that why they're posting these on their stories like it's something we all need to hear?

Instagram users can all have very different styles, but as for the people who post these things, they're all operating within the same hivemind, and it doesn't seem to be functioning too well. But we can't help but admire these posts since they're like glimpsing through a window into the angst-filled souls of other people we didn't really know existed before this. Lowkey, we thank them for their service. Here are 12 text posts from Instagram's weirdest.