Life hacks are generally meant to make your interactions with the world around you a little smoother. Unfortunately (or fortunately, perhaps), not everyone has bright ideas to share. We're not sure what sort of fever dreams they woke up from that gave them these brilliant ideas, but we're recommending you don't listen to them for several reasons. The first is that they'd ruin you, whether it be legally, physically, socially or any other possible form of destroying someone's self-esteem. The second reason is that common sense should tell you these are ironic.

If you decide to do any of these, just know that you are an idiot. We do not take any responsibility for advice you took from jokes we specifically told you not to take advice from. From awful ideas with terrible results to something a Twitter user made in the hopes of watching the world burn, here are some of the worst life "pro tips" the internet has to offer.