Comedy heaven isn't what it sounds like. It's a place where low-effort jokes go to live on, given an unreasonable amount of time in the spotlight that they never deserved. These things really aren't that funny, and yet they somehow are, too. It's a paradox we can't explain--you'll just have to see it to believe it. From weird news headlines to supposedly real (but probably not) texts, there's a lot to laugh at that doesn't really make a lot of sense, and you'll have a lot of trouble explaining why these are funny to your concerned friends. But somehow, they are, and we can't help but love them.

So we've pulled the best jokes of comedy heaven back to Earth, where they can taint your browsing history once more. Yes, they're stupid and low-effort. No, we don't regret this at all. Take a look at the best of the worst half-attempts at humor you'll love anyway.