Two woooosh moments

20 Moments Where The Joke Went Wooshing Past

"Whoosh!" The onomatopoeic expression used to describe the audible swift movement of air and is defined by the Oxford dictionary as "the sudden movement and sound of air or water rushing past," this could also be attributed to the sound an object makes as it goes flying overhead at speed. The phrase is commonly seen in YouTube comments sections and all over the wider net such as on forums and image boards when a poor user fails to catch a joke or the use of sarcasm as it goes rushing metaphorically over their head all to the amusement of others.

We’ve compiled 10 of the most egregious instances of people just not getting the humor or sarcasm, all thanks to the great folks over at /r/woosh and /r/woooosh. Here’s hoping you too get the jokes and aren’t left being the wooshee (or woosher?). Hmm…enjoy!

It-It's So Obvious Though?

I was about to go pay my rent and my unborn son handed me this cash and said, "Dad, It's time for me to start carrying my own weight around here, I got this." I love my son "H V1969T4h8 01 OOT LOGIO E9 LEGS PAL GV S THE DAY W L WORKIVIO TANE SCRAVES CIEN SHVPIO4 azna BEERY Tls 0.7 C1-5 LMP OB-2/3 FR HEAD CHI Fra 2.8 0-Gn 55 SIA 3/1 Map FIO 16.0 D DR 72 A0% 95 10- 24 HI Welcome to this episode of things that never happened 1 d 15 likes Reply

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The joke wasn't even on the same planet as this poor user.

Darn

cop: i pulled you over for going 68 in a 55 me: dang, 68? can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud haha cop: sure whatever [later in traffic court] judge: how were you going 420 in a 55 June 5 at 9:33 AM - 5 Like Like Reply - 1d Comment Missed a 69 joke! Like Page 1 Comment 2 Shares Share

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Why Isn't It Spelled…?

Games @GamesXBL why is it spelled "camouflage" and not 1:35 AM- Apr 28, 2021- Twitter for iPhone 7 Likes 12 @BlxkeMW2-6m BLAKE Replying to @GamesXBL Not what 12

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But Most Importantly He Miss The Joke

Welcome To The Joke

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The genders are changed and the joke is flying overhead.

I See Someone Not Getting The Joke

9m-S I see a bird If you're right brained, you'll see a dog. If you're left brained, you'll see a giraffe... :

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Or is it a bunny?

YouTube Always Has The Biggest Woosh Moments

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"Your dumb," what about my dumb?

Boneless Woosh Moment

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Always A YouTube Comments Section…

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Though do check out Captain Disillusion!

Probably Closer To 6 I'd Say

KUIDA Australia do this Harie Google Earth The Mediterranean Sea perfectly fits inside Australia. if this happened it would drown nearly 5 people Actually it would kill millions of animals and prob a lot of aboriginals 8h Reply

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Uh Never Heard The Phrase Before?

@D I have a question ? Yessir? are you performing tomorrow yes break a leg blocked

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You Just Don’t Get It

Eminem - "Mom's Spaghetti" (Music Video) 18 minutes ago IT'S CALLED LOSE YOURSELF 目2 VIEW 2 REPLIES 30

Yeah, I Guess Not

End of the world: comes in 2021 The dyslexic prophet who announced it for 2012: 21:11 · 27 mai 20 - 85 Retweets 527 Curtidas 7min Em resposta a That's not how the Mayan calendar works... ♡ 2 Tweete sua resposta

This Is Heartbreaking

What you see vs. What Colorblind ppl see. This is heartbreaking @yungcultleader RED LOBSTER FRESH FISH, LIVE L BSTER Text LOBSTER FRESH FISH LIVE LOBSTER They still can see the sign the word red on there isn't actually red and it also depends on which color they can't see 4h 1 like Reply ie They can still read the red on the sign

Stop Flexing on Babies

Can it run a couple minutes after it was born? Can it swim as soon as it's born? Can it speak a minimum of 2 languages? Ok then. Your baby is useless 12:11 AM · Aug 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 000 Do you learn science? Do you know logic? Do you have gone to school? Do you need to learn before you even know how to walk and talk? Do not flex that you know 5 languages, there is someone who knows more than you, please watch your words. Thanks! :D 3

That's A Lot of Downvotes Too

67d 1 Award If my son comes out as trans...I no longer have a son. -20 What?? That doesn't even... Sigh Edit: the comment above was a trans-phobic comment about if his child were trans Edit: who gave it the heart award W-- 分 21 凸

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Pretty Sure It's About Her

My ex is having a baby. Ummmm obsessed with me much? I used to be a baby... 22:23 05.08.22 Twitter Web App . 6.615 Retweets 602 Quote Tweets 128K Likes 27 Replying to it's not about you 11 17 3 80 ↑ 8h

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Unpossible

You have failed the English exam: Unpossible 2h It's impossible Denk

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What a Coincidence

A great meme that has a chance to make it to hot A spelling erour *error u made meme about it but messed up

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What Do You Mean It Isn't As Big As The Whole Country?

RING many people don't realize just how big a whale can be when the image isn't to scale Pecice 0** ¹ MEXICO @awhalefact sallon. FIALL I *whale in image much closer to camera than the background adieegoldd Largest whale on the planet isn't even 100 feet, this is bs lol 10 m Reply Send

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