Internet tough guys aren't nearly as tough as they think they are. They believe themselves to be true alpha males, but we can't take them seriously. At all. There's just nothing impressive about threatening random strangers online with your nonexistent strength. This is the effect a lifetime of toxic masculinity has on someone. Or maybe it's just a desire to compensate for…let's say a problem with their "height." We can see right through their empty threats and insistence that they're the toughest guy you'll ever know, because no one asked them their opinion anyway. We don't care if they think they can fight us, or if they're taking pictures to show off their literal guns. Honestly, it's just embarrassing, and we can't imagine what these people are like in real life. But if you're willing to endure the cringe that lies ahead, take a look at the toughest guys ever below.