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15 Cringeworthy Stories From Reddit's 'That Happened' That Certainly Did Not Happen

As much as people may want you to believe their stories, it's pretty obvious that these 15 things did not happen. Even the most gullible people in the world wouldn't buy into some of these. You can't believe everything you read online, and you definitely should be laughing at these posts from /r/thatHappened, because if anything didn't happen, it's these stories. They usually end with something along the lines of "everyone clapped" or OP breaking a world record with no one else there to witness it. We don't know who they think they're fooling, but thankfully it's not us.

Reddit's /r/thatHappened is full of some of the most awkward attempts people have made to gain likes online through obvious lies, and it serves as a great reminder to fact check everything, even though nothing is so obvious as these idiotic stories. Here are some of the funniest examples of things we were told were true, but aren't even realistic lies.

Breakfast in Bed from a 2-Year-Old

Woke up this morning to find Grey in the kitchen making us breakfast. He's only 2 but he made eggs, French toast and waffles by himself. When he saw me, he said "Mom! I was gonna bring you breakfast in bed, get back in bed! You're the best mom ever and I just wanted to do something nice for you" So I went back to bed and he brought me a tray of the best food I've ever eaten.

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Jesus

A Grandma had this picture on her mantle because she thought it was Jesus.... KEEP CALM JESUS LOVES YOU

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Cringe in Its Purest Form

One of my classmates called me a vamphobic slur today so I bit her hand. Turns out her parents are lawyers and they might sue bc she "contracted tetanus".sure she did. I'm so effing sick of mortals

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Faster than Usain Bolt

10:45 DA KO Replies 1 month ago 1:55 this is very impressive. back in high school during track practice, i did a 9.36 100m. so please, do not say bolt is the fastest man alive because u have not seen every single 7.7 billion ppl run 100m. but nonetheless, bolt was very fast. OTOK 656 artin

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Creepy

Just watched a guy at starbucks go to pay for his drink with his phone and when he went to unlock it, one of my instà photos was his lock screene OFWAREN MA

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The Biggest Muscles

I kid you not, the nurse who did my second jab just said that I have the biggest arm muscles they've seen in here since they started doing this. 9:12 · 29 Jun 21 · Twitter for Android

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Salt Jesus

THIS YOUNG MAN WAS PRAYING BEFORE HIS MEAL WHEN A GROUP OF LIBERAL ATHEISTS MOCKED HIM, CHANTING "PROVE YOUR GOD IS REAL!" IT WAS THEN HIS SALT SHAKER FELL AND THE IMAGE OF CHRIST THE SAVIOR APPEARED. THE GROUP OF NONBELIEVERS FELL TO THEIR KNEES AND PRAYED FOR FORGIVENESS. WE SERVE AN AWESOME GOD! AMEN!!!

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Another Proud Parent

39 minutes ago • After going to play airsoft on a date my eldest daughter (18) came to me upset that the boy wasn't talking to her anymore. After a little digging it was because she knew how to stack on a door, pie a room, understood fields of fire, hit what she was shooting at, knew how to work all the "guns" (apparently they are all fairly realistic and similar to the real thing), and the marines that were there (a couple guys who went to high school with them and graduated a year or two ago) wanted her on their team because she was better. Apparently all this made her a psycho. I never thoughtI would have to comfort a daughter by telling her: "If he can't properly clear a building he probably isn't man enough to be your boyfriend. Its better to find out he us an insecure child on date two than after months." 8O 185 58 Comments

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McNuggets

When I'm 7th grade the McDonald's fan fell on me and I let the manager convince me to accept a lifetime of free McNuggets instead of suing them

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Tell Me Why

Here's a quick story So when I was in a grocery store and someone behind me said "Tell me why" and I said "Ain't nothing but a heartache" and then we just busted out into the song "I want it that way" and when we were done we got a huge round of applause That's something you don't see everyday 凸 26 日2

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A Qualified Professor

Someone asked my professor the difference between "affect" and "effect" and he said, "Honestly I have no clue. I have a PhD and wrote my entire dissertation without using either word. Just try and avoid it at all costs"

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I Mean, It's Walmart, so It's Not Impossible

I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at walmart. bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like I'M GONNA BUY IT! BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT W-- ARE YOU DOING

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Future Prime Minister

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, Labour voters, were standing there, so I asked her, if you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'l'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed. "Wow.. what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and l'll pay you £50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the £50 to use toward food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds, and then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the £50?' I said, 'Welcome to the Conservative Party.' Her parents still aren't speaking to me. 109 13 Comments • 31 Shares Like Comment Share

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Fountain Pen

I had a meeting with one of my clients recently. They have a new CFO that I was to meet to discuss a consulting contract. During our meeting the CFO, in front of 4 others at the table, asked why I was using an expensive Fountain Pen (Pilot 823) to take notes, when a $1.00 ball point does the same thing. I asked her why she drives an expensive German Car (Audi) when a used Toyota does the same thing? She nodded and smiled, everyone else chuckled, and I got the contract.

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Chad Move from a 5-Year-Old

My Five year old cousin got suspended for 4 days from kidergarten, because he punched a kid in the face. And why did he punch that kid? Because that kid called an African American girl ugly because of her skin color. After my cousin punched him the teacher asked why. He said, "No Girl is Ugly. All of them are beautiful like Cinderella." You are not on 9GAG.COM

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