a collection of social media posts where people mock the job application process photos are of a comic where someone is saying he wants the job because he needs to eat and another cracking a joke about Ash from Pokemon finally being promoted after 20 years

15 People Fed Up With The Job Application Process

Everyone knows that applying for jobs is pure torture. First, you're forced to utilize fancy language on your resume to describe basic tasks. Second, you have to spend a ridiculous amount of time typing up a cover letter that will definitely never be seen. You also have to upload an extensive resume, and then comes everyone's favorite part: retyping all of the information that was already in the resume all over again into their website. Then, there's weeks of radio silence. If you're lucky, you may get asked to do an interview, and if you somehow manage to succeed at this without getting eliminated for asking about the anticipated salary, then the process can take almost a month to be hired.

Times have really changed since our parents were able to walk into a store and ask for an interview. That's just not how our modern job application process works, and the way it does work is pretty dysfunctional. The whole situation is incredibly stressful and the following people are 100% fed up with the BS. Here are 15 of our favorite thoughts on the nightmarish job application process collected from the subreddit /r/recruitinghell.

Make It Fancy

consigliere @moyodre How would you write "I changed a light bulb" on your resume? @THATYORUBAGUY M @MuyiwaSaka Single-handedly managed the suc- cessful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.

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Sorry, But We Can't Hire Another Jeffrey

yeff @yephph Follow |- What does this even mean to me Hello Jeffrey, Unfortunately due to company policy, we are unable to offer positions to people with the name Jeffrey since it will not work with our database schema 1:03 AM - 12 Apr 2020 4,740 Retweets 59,001 Likes

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That's Quite A Description

+ Follow 2d Boomer: I can't believe my employer laid me off. I was a dedicated employee for 27 years. Millennial: I have no intention of sacrificing my life for an employer who couldn't care less about me. Boomer: What is wrong with these millennials? No work ethic at all! O 2,081 · 493 Comments A Like E Comment Share Top Comments Add a comment... 1d -. CFO at NOTHING excuses ghosting a job w/o the traditional two weeks notice (at a minimum), w/o even any complaint or WARNING! the little s*its just GHOST the job, run off to Guatemala to smoke dope and eat avocados and each other's *ss. Weird hair colors are not ever getting a 2nd interview from me! Those colors are like the bright colors of the South American poison tree frog, those colors say "DANGER!" (edited)

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Someone Give This Guy A Job At Google Already

Co-founder and CEO at 5d · Edited • O You are not Google, so you can't do interviews like Google. You can't subject software engineers to condescending coding puzzles, hours of grueling interviews, take-home coding assignments, and interview processes that take weeks or months. There is a reason Google can do interviews like this: they pay more than anyone else in the industry, they have legendary perks and they have a powerful brand. You don't. #softwareengineering #hiring 27,492 1,077 comments

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Life Hack

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau If you don't get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference. Just show up and start working. What are they gonna do, pay you?

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Worth A Try

Tweet Peché Africa and 2 others liked KE SHARP @danielmarven Tomorrow Just wake up, wear your formal clothes, go to any company and start working. If they call the police, go to the police station and start working there too. We're tired of sending CVs Posted in r/ShittyLifeProTips O reddit

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If Buc-ee's Can Do It…

BUC-EE'S Minimum Wage Cashier, Gift Associate or Warehouse... Food Service, Maintenance or Car Wash... Team Leader.. Assistant . 40+ Hour Work Weeks Available 401K 3 WEEKS PAID TIME OFF Use it, cash it, roll it 14.00 - 16.00 15.00 - 17.00 16.00 - 19.00 19.00 and up

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He Can Get Any Job He Wants Now

GAMINGbible GAMING DIDLE @gamingbible 22 years since the start of the show, Ash Ketchum has finally become a Pokemon Master after winning the Alola league Will @MrWilliamo A 10 year old with 22 years of experience. Ash is what every employer is looking for now. >

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Oh Boy

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It'll Be Fun!

Business Delta Seeks Volunteers to Fill Vacancies at Airport Lounges By Mary Schlangenstein May 11, 2021, 4:05 PM MDT "Just come to the ATL airport for a few hours to help with cleaning, wiping tables, running food, restocking food buffets, etc," the company said in its message to employees. It advised volunteers to wear business casual black pants and white shirts, and said they would be provided with aprons. The employees won't receive any pay or compensation for helping out at the loyalty lounges.

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Please Chill

So WHY ARE YOU DEEPLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WORKING HERE? You NEED SPREADSHEETS. I NEED TO EAT. CHILL. @MANCHILDMANOR

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Can't Wait To Waste Even More Time

I uploaded my now enter your info manually resume

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Sorry, I Need Food

Administrative Assistant Property Partners Management Ltd - London SE1 How many years of Administrative Assistant experience do you have? 1 What about this role excites you and made you want to apply? Please describe your interest in working with us. (optional) Whoever finds administration exciting needs therapy, and I am interested in working for you because I need to buy food Confirm your application details on the next page. Continue Ð’ack

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Hating Everybody

Someone emailed me yesterday to say a recruiter suggested he add his GPA to his resume WITH 20+ YEARS' EXPERIENCE. I hate everybody. 11,081 1,659 comments

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A Phenomenal Answer

Interviewer : Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me : In your chair, but asking better questions.

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