It might be high time that we declare Shaquille O’Neal his own unit of measure, due to his ability to demonstrate just how small everything is on Earth. The following photos show the former professional basketball player either holding important objects or famous people. It appears Shaq has been socially distancing himself from the ground for many years now. Here are 15 of our favorites collected from the subreddit /r/ShaqHoldingThings.
The Infamous Joe Exotic Photo
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A Normal Pizza Slice
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Krispy Kreme Donut
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An Epson Printer
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Filming A Rap Album Cover With John Cena
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Holding Vanessa Hudgens
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Playing "Old Town Road" On A Tuba
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Just A Giant Holding A Baby
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Kevin Hart Agreed To This Photo
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A Can of Lysol
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50 Cent, Who Could Definitely Use Another Two Quarters
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The Wiggles, for Some Reason
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Holding Milk Like It's A Coffee Cup
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The Greatest Photo Of All Time? RIP Verne Troyer
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