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15 Viral Stories That Definitely Did Not Happen

It's safe to say that these 15 things are untrue. There's just no way that the real world works like this. The people who posted these stories are either living in an elaborate delusion Walter Mitty-style, or they're just lying the old-fashioned way to get some attention online. Sometimes they do it for some odd sense of fun, sometimes it's to seem tougher or cooler than they actually are, and other times it's just to push a political belief. But every time, these people have created a disturbing backstory for themselves or their family members, and not a single person is going to believe that these things actually happened, or happened the way that they claim they did. We all embellish our stories once in a while, but these are just way too unbelievable to even read without shaking your head. Here are the best lies told lately online.

If This Isn't Fake There Should Be Consequences

Dude keeps calling me bro and chuckling so I overpriced his tattoo and I'm gonna make it hurt more than any he's ever had, taking the top layer of skin off with the razor, wiping with alcohol, needle out and riding the tube, dry paper towl. Dude is in for a world of hurt. 19:21 · 08 Apr 22 · Twitter for Android 56 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,687 Likes Who can reply? People mentioned can reply. follows or 1d Replying to I'm wiping with an alcohol soaked rag and he goes "Is that alcohol? That s--- hurts, brother". So l wiped hardere

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Tattoo artists shouldn't be physically abusing the people they're tattooing, especially over something so minor.

Twisting His Neck Totally Stopped a Heart Attack

22h - ৩ Can chiropractic save lives? What can the power of one adjustment do? This person started experiencing a heart attack during the flight back we were on today. After 2 oxygen tanks down. There was nothing else left to do as 5 MDs, 2 EMTS, 1 Nurse gathered around wishing the symptoms will get better. The pilot was contemplating an emergency landing. After explaining to his wife how removing the interference in his nervous system can save his life she gave me the consent to adjust her husband. Shortly afterwards his breathing and heartrate returned back to normal. To all my fellow chiropractors out there. We honor the creators design. We know the potential in the body is limitless. Remember you didn't choose chiropractic. Chiropractic chose you. You were called for a time like this Open ARME C and 1.1K others 249 comments 1.1K shares

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I Have Several Questions

Thinking about that time my ex wanted to go to couples therapy so I paid my friend to pose as a therapist and she gaslit him the whole time

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So Realistic

Andv My 13-year-old daughter raised her hand in class and asked, "why won't Joe Biden visit the border" and the teacher expelled her on the spot. But as she left the school she got a standing ovation from all the other students

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There are so many obvious logical flaws here that it's concerning…does this person genuinely believe this is what happened? Are they hallucinating entire experiences to brag about on social media?

Yeah, Sure, You Definitely Did That Years Ago And Just Found It

FAMI FAMILY LOWDOWN TIPS & IDEAS • 10 h. A ... I found this drawing recently which I did at school when I was about 15. I think I drew my future son and never realised it. O Like Comment N Send and 28.4k others All comments v

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The Vigilante

I don't call the cops. The cops call me. Literally. You have no idea how strong I am. I'm tougher as a lone vigilante than a gang of 5 cops are together. One time l apprehended six robbers in the hood with my bear hands... when the cops showed up they thanked me and tried to recruit me. I said I work alone.

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Certified internet tough guy right here. Doing vigilante stuff. Women want him, men want to be him, and the cops fear him.

The Trip That Was Never Booked

TR THE SHADE ROOM I ask this woman l've been talking to for a minute for $100. I get a what do you need it for? When do I get it back? A whole bunch of questions lol. I planned a trip for us in the Mountains in Colorado for 4 days. Hotel cost per night $200...white water rafting $150 per person...zip lining $125 per person...hot air balloon $250 per person...SUV rental $80/day...not to mention food cost. I had all this covered. Just cancelled everything and got my deposits back. I didn't need the $100 I was just seeing what type of response l'd get if I asked for it. I didn't ask when do I get my money back when I was planning the vacation I was just handling business. People don't think long term. Test failed.

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Well, if I had just started talking to someone, I'd definitely be wary of sending him $100 on demand. Plus, this trip clearly didn't exist.

Good Looking French Toast for Something a Six-Year-Old Made

Follow theoffice Original Audio Come out the bathroom to see the 6 year old cooked the rest Jof the french toast and the 2 year old is cutting up her orange 171,801 likes Cool, calm and collected 区

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Elaborate Revenge Plot

I asked this girl out in high school and she told me to lose weight and she'd think about it. So, I lost weight, gained confidence and when she asked me out I told her Lose weight and ll think about it. One of my proudest moments. 14:54 · 02/05/2022 · Twitter for Android 15 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,929 Likes

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What?

My wife and I were eating breakfast at Denny's a few Sundays ago and the only seats available were two that faced away from the door, people who know me know that having been a MARINE, I don't do well facing away from the threat. Before I continue, let me give you a bit of background on my qualifications: 3 time rifle marksman badge, Good Conduct Ribbon, Sea Service Deployment Ribbon and a DD-214 that has the numbers "0311" on it, that's right, Infantry. I served from 1978 to 1982 during the Cold War and almost daily we were told to stand by for orders because things were so tense in the world but tha call never came because Russians ain no fools. So were eating breakfast when I hear the entrance door open slowly just as the waitress dropped a tray of glasses and without hesitating, I screamed "Fire In The Hole" jumped up holding the fork I was using and pressed it against the young man's throat who was entering the building, the young man froze and our eyes locked, I saw fear, he saw ice and death. I stood down, surveyed the restaurant and informed everyone that I was and always will be a UNITED STATES MARINE to which they applauded and even paid for our breakfast, The moral of the story is when you see a truck plastered with USMC gear, tread lightly because a carelss move could cost you your life.

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This one gives off the same vibes as the Navy Seal copypasta.

Not How Fighting a Cop Goes

Wil Rivera 4 hrs At This cop Ben harassing me for a while. I told him let's throw hands a.. I espect the guy he threw down with me and didn't arrest me. Only in HARTFORD. 190 COMECTICUT 4 171 Comments

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The Hamster Mob

I am very, very sick but a neighbor just rode his bike down the street screaming "WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE ANIMALS!!!" while being chased by his 3 small children on their (decreasingly smaller) bikes who kept chanting "HAMSTER! HAMSTER! HAMSTER!" and I had to share

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Having a Complete Nervous Breakdown over Cat Books

5 yr ago I used to read so much Warrior Cats. Like one book a day. So everyday I would go to school crying and I would be really rude. Once in English, I had to write a book report on my favourite book. I took every single Warrior Book Ever Made, lined them up from beginning to end. It ended up being a 20 page essay. I BROKE DOWN crying reading it about 3 times. The whole entire time I was sniffling and weeping. They had to bring me to the nurse and I kept screaming, "Yellowfang, no000000o!" 凸590 ア 目

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How OP Celebrates Easter

Wearing a zombie costume to a church I thought it would be funny to wear a zombie costume to an Easter church service. I came to some 11:00am church (which is pretty early for me) wearing a zombie costume I had bought the day previously. As soon as I got out of my car, people started staring at me and their reactions were priceless. The police officer in front of the building looked confused and seemed very unsure on what to do so he just stood by. When I entered the church itself, some kids saw me and started crying while others looked shocked. I guess it's how people reacted if they had seen their fictional jesus. The pastor saw me and said, "Please leave, what you're wearing isn't very reverent". I then said, "I just dressed up as jesus". The pastor then said, "Sir, please leave so we may continue our service". In response I said, "Whatever, l'll just let you read your fairy tails. Hail Satan!". (I just said that to trigger them) Needless to say, people were shocked and I left the way I came. I might do this again next year at some other church in my town because I had so much fun this year.

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Holden Is Five

So a couple of weeks ago I bought a leather jacket and I felt a little silly getting it like I was trying to be cooler than I really am. But yesterday I put it on for the first time and I felt like a million bucks. Don't get me wrong, I probably did look like I was trying to be cool, but at least I looked way better than I usually do. So I walked into the kitchen to take the kids to school and I said to Holden, "Like my new jacket?" And he giggled a little and looked down at the floor, and I was like W--? He didn't want to tell me what he really thought. ME: (through gritted teeth) Holden, think about what you're about to say. Is it nice? HOLDEN: I was going to say (embarrassed and looks at the ground)... ME: What? HOLDEN: I think you look (whispers very low) s*xy. Bwhahahaha, he was just too scared to say it. Awwwwww. If I felt like a million bucks before, now I feel like two million.

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