Two cursed comments in the collection, coming from r/cursedcomments

17 Of The Most Cursed Comments To Mask Your Concern With Awkward Laughs

Reddit can be a fantastic place for great content, but it's also full of some posts and comments that never should have seen the light of day, even on the unwholesome internet. Just like cursed images, cursed comments exist as well, though they don't always get the recognition they deserve.

Mostly spawned on Reddit, cursed comments are twisted, dark or generally depressing jokes brought forth by the minds of people who have been online far too long, drowning out the misery of their own lives that surely inspired these unwise words. Sometimes, if you don't have something nice to say, you shouldn't say it, but in these cases, we're almost glad these people did. Almost. Here are a few of the best of the worst cursed comments trending on the subreddit /r/cursedcomments this week, because every once in a while we could use a disturbing glimpse into the mind of a very outspoken internet user. Let's take a look.

A Friendly Compliment

r/AskReddit Posted by u/icylilith • 5h 14 2 12 6 S 8 12 What's the weirdest compliment you've ever been given? 25.5k と 9.1k a Share + Award BEST COMMENTS milkmanyeti · 3h 6 Awards "I'd kill my grown children if I could go back in time and make a new set with you" - Old lady buying cigarettes Q Reply 分 11.8k

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Math

Oh, you like math? YOUR BABY IS SO CUTE! How old is it? 32 month's! Determine the velocity overlordRGB• 6h Ee 23 Awards Average weight for a 32-month old is around 29.4 pounds(13.3kg) for girls and 30.5 pounds(13.8kg) for boys. Average it to 30 pounds ( 13.6kg ) Average human arm throw force = 100N , 10KG of force. a = F/m, a = 100/13.6 = a = 7.35294 m/s2 Taking into account average human height of 1.8m, and a standard angle of 30 degrees, we can make this projectile motion simulation. Initial height: 1.8 meters Acceleration/initial v = 7.35 m/s = 7.35 m/s Angle = 30 degrees Mass = 13.6kg Gravitational acceleration = 9.8m/s² %3D %3D We get: Position: x = 6.54m ( horizontal ) %3D Horizontal distance = 6.54m %3D Maximum height reached = 2.36m Acceleration/initial v = 7.35 m/s or 26km/h time = 1.06s - Reply 1 1.1k

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Too Far?

I Challenge You To Like With Your Ring Finger & Comment "Done" letter by letter 94.451% Failed To Do Thist 1 Share 10 * BEST COMMENTS cadagricomiguel · 4m | challenge you to snap your neck, 97.1893% of people fail

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That Escalated Quickly

ONA r/funny Posted by u/thejmu · 6h · i.redd.it NBA 2k21 Graphics so Good you can See Lebron's Hair Implants LAKERS 1 7.0k + O 132 Share + Y BEST COMMENTS PhakYhuu · 6h Bruh, 2K is savage af - Reply 1 106 -Count- · 27m I know I was trying to play Kobe but the game kept crashing 1 21

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Evil Santa

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Mistakes

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I Hear Banjo Music

New challenge Can you do this Vote Share A Award T TOP COMMENTS Geonative3 · 29m Yeah I cant do that because my parents weren't related Reply 3

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Something’s Wrong Here

r/memes 16.3k 199 Share jocky300 · 2h A gaggle of Geese. A murder of Crows. A school of Dolphins A parliament of Owls.. A migraine of Karens. Reply 693 TheFlashDude201 · i Advanced Introvert · 2h an infestation of humans 154 Sovietbodypillow • 1h A cornucopia of Namekians 75 AWarlock86 • Lives in a Van Down by t.. • 47m E 2 Awards A basement of children 63 Add a comment >>

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German Lessons

0,0 DUOLINGO 08:11 Looks like you forgot your Spanish lessons again. You know what happens now! Red Alert 08:11 Rocket Attacks: Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Ashkelon, Ashdod ↑ 1,1k + Share Award NEW ТОР Q&A CONTROVERSIAL OLD Stressful-stoic • 2h Wow, it's scary to think what would happen if forgot your German lesson A Reply 8

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Don’t Downvote

Award this post or your mum will break her left toe МЕМЕ LIKE THIS COMMENT OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 5 YEARS made with mematic 1.6k Q 20 1, Share Award BEST COMMENTS MCATU3 · 11h Zynexion1 · 8h If I down vote can she die faster? Q Reply 1 8 3

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An Unpleasant Pun

下 r/dankmemes ... Too dark?? S yo mods can i get a user flair if ur not busy When you beat stage one of cancer by unlocking stage two PRO GEMER 22.9k 130 1 Share I TOP COMMENTS - 7h That's a really bald move Add a comment

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Sharing a History Fact

5:40 1 r/pics BIDEN 1 20.0k 430 1 Share BEST COMMENTS KillerPinkArt • 3h 00 1 Award Well....um....last time a president was in a open motorcade like that....it...uh.... didn't go well. A Reply 1.6k Add a comment >>

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Memory Lane

41-0 | this plane Bob wanted more than a trip 6 down memory lane 96-year-old WWII pilot takes flight again in Tampa Averageangler • 2 months ago (edited) AVERABE ANGLER "Bob wanted more than just a trip down memory lane" changes flight route to japan

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Both Are Cursed, Actually

r/teenagers 5m I'm scared their won't be enough chances to kill people by the time I can join the military. Other Like we're taking troops out of combat zones, there's a big focus on automation and unmanned missions so I think I'm going to be missing out. Vote 1 Share 713 29 1 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL MrDomNaai • 3h Don't worry it's O gonna kill himself before he joins the military r/teenagers he is probably Reply 134

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Pandemic Intensifies

Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized, Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard IMPAIGN Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.

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Well, That’s Worrying

Mom saying 6no" יסח Dad saying "yes" O 27 1, Share 4.6k VIEW ALL SINGLE COMMENT THREAD gamedox-20• 1h That's when my dad beats my mom to tell her who's actually in charge Reply 15 Add a comment

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Kids

me_irl Dad: dont wants cow family: gets it anyway dad and the cow: made with mematic 2 1 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Plauge_ice · 6m It's all fun and games until dad doesn't want the kids anymore either Reply 个24

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