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20 People Getting Devastatingly Friend Zoned From Down Bad Patrol

Rejection is a part of life, and completely unavoidable, but smartphones have made it much easier to completely devastate someone's feelings with the typing of a few words. These savage takedowns are compiled by the hilarious Twitter account downbadpatrol, so click on over if you have the chance! But first, let us provide you with a sampling of some gems in their collection of the best friend zones.

Sorry, Connor

MS melanie Message Great movie recommendation btw haha yeah glad i could help! Anyways this is kinda weird but I think you're really cool. You wanna hang out soon? CA Connor| Message Today 10:30 PM Great movie recommendation btw haha yeah glad i could help! Anyways this is kinda weird but I think you're really cool. You wanna hang out soon? LMAO MY GREATEST FEAR CAME TRUE ??? Oh my god. Connor I am so sorry

(Source: Twitter)

โ€ฆUnreal

she didn't even come to the door but i could hear her inside. i had to shake the dude's hand CW iMessage OMG are you actually picking up the pizza? yeah haha i had free time e what's your addy can you drop it off at my friend's place? his addy is 1786 betancourt drive uh yeah sure Delivered thaanks bestie A

(Source: Twitter)

TikTok Has Ruined This Man

hey, i know this is weird but i've kinda liked you for a while now wait seriously??? i've had a crush on you for 3 years now, i had no idea you felt the same way um it was for a tiktok Imao sorry

(Source: Twitter)

Dude, Just Give Her the Homework

> ะœะ• we have chem together and i just hey wanted to let you know i think your really cute haha thanks did you do the chem homework tho? ME yea i'll send you it did u wanna hang out sometime no thanks :) homework? Send a chat

(Source: Twitter)

The Baby Brother

you make me sound like a baby but thank you You are a babbyyyyy aye i'm jus sayin i could be your baby My baby brother ouch

(Source: Twitter)

This is So Mean

taylor1| i) 10:17 PM so i'm ten drinks deep right now and i thought maybe the alcohol would make you look cuter but it didn't @downbadpatrol why did you even have to send that Seen

(Source: Twitter)

Absolutely Savage

Jenny > Hey I don't think you I don't think you should come on Wednesday and I don't think we should see eachother anymore Umm ok why is that I would rather just be alone than be settling for the bare minimum if that's what you want Delivered

(Source: Twitter)

She Felt Bad :/

3 DH Dylan from Tinder > iMessage Today 3:39 PM Heyyy so did you wanna come over tonight @downbadpatrol Hey so I know we planned on tonight but I have to cancel Oh no why? I forgot that Cyberpunk 2077 just came out and I have to play it Also you're not really my type sorry Then why'd you give me your number I felt bad Oh damn aight Delivered

(Source: Twitter)

The Baby Brother Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

ru rlly 5'6 5'7 if i keep my back straight Delivered omg thats so cute! u could be my little brother i wanna push you around in a stroller

(Source: Twitter)

Attack of the Tinder Guy

JE Jessie > Message Today 6:14 PM Pizza at 7? Yesss Can you give me a ride after? Yeah I love late night drives :) No I need you to drop me off at this tinder guy's place @downbadpatrol 0000ooh fun

(Source: Twitter)

The Old Essay Tactic

Sat, Sep 12, 1:41 PM Hey I should be free around 6 Sat, Sep 12, 5:22 PM Hey! I'm just now seeing this! I am so sorry but l'm going to have to reschedule because I have a lot of things I need to take care of before I socialize Imao @downbadpatrol Today 2:50 PM Hai fren! Today 4:10 PM Hey what's up? Nothing much, are you busy today? I've got a couple of things to get done but l'm free after that Do you think you can do me a huge favor? Could you write an essay for me? If not I completely understand

(Source: Twitter)

Wait we're close lol?

ME hey so i've been thinking about how we got close again and like it annoys me how you make it so hard for me not to like you wait we're close?? lol ME Ti thought we were.? bro i only ft u to distract myself from texting my ex

(Source: Twitter)

What Did She Sayyy?

J Jessica > Today 11:09 PM Hey, I had a really good time studying with you tonight. Would you want to hang sometime? Delivered Hey, I had a really good time studying with you tonight. Would you want to hang sometime? (Message Pay QWERTYUI O P A SDFGHJK GIRL WHAT I SAY

(Source: Twitter)

A Hug in Exchange for Dignity

Kate Thursday, December 3, 2020 How was your day 4:37 PM Lmao stop texting me I have a man 4:41 PM Friday, December 4, 2020 K ะะตัƒัƒัƒ 7:34 PM Could u come to the park tomorrow at 5 K and take pictures of me and my bf pls. If u do ill give u a hug 7:36 PM

(Source: Twitter)

Very Believable

claire 07 December, 02:56 PM Heyy so we on for dinner tonight? badpatrol Yesss 07 December, 07:42 PM Wya? ??? Seen 08 December, 07:03 AM Omg I'm so sorry I took a nap at 5pm and ended up sleeping 14 HOURS OMG

(Source: Twitter)

Pain

ใ DA Daniel > Message Did you submit the project? just submitted it now, we're done! Yay!! Have a good break you too! Also this is a bit random but let me know if you ever wanna talk more, working with you was fun We should! You could introduce me to your hot friends ;)

(Source: Twitter)

Just Give Up at This Point

Sat, Aug 8, 10:12 AM happy birthday Tue, Aug 11, 10:03 PM thank you.. I think I opened this that day and never even replied bc I had work... but thank you fr i'm sorry it's okay, don't sweat it lol Mon, Sep 21, 9:52 AM damn you forgot my birthday haha Bail Wed, Nov 4, 2:16 PM hey Wed, Nov 25, 6:42 PM yoo Delivered

(Source: Twitter)

Oh My God, Drew

drew i @downbadpatrol 01:31 PM hey i think you're really pretty and we should talk more! Sorry Drew I have a boyfriend but that's really sweet of you! it's okay 03:24 PM hey i think you're really pretty we should talk more! sorry wrong person edownbadpatrol Oh my god Drew are you sending that to multiple people Seen

(Source: Twitter)

This Was a Bad Joke

DC daniel > Message Yesterday 11:29 AM hey you're cute wanna see a movie? sorry i have a boyfriend! @downbadpatrol that was my friend i'm sorry he took my phone Today 1:30 PM i'm joking it was me the whole time nice do you wanna go see a movie

(Source: Twitter)

Answer the Question, Ally

2 AT Ally > I need some Greek food OMG yes I love Greek food! Cool you wanna get some together tonight? I can't tonight, I met some guy on Tinder and now got a d--- appointment downbadptrol Can I come Delivered What the actual f---

(Source: Twitter)




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