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21 Absolutely Ridiculous Demands From 'Choosing Beggars'

By now, we've all heard the phrase "beggars can't be choosers." Unfortunately, it turns out they often are. There are people everywhere who believe they're entitled to free gifts because of the TikTok followers they bought or the fact that they can trade a live alligator in their negotiations for a lower price. From /r/ChoosingBeggars, meet a new kind of Karen that left their legacy behind in screenshots and photographs. Just because beggars shouldn't be choosers doesn't mean they won't be. Thus, the subreddit /r/ChoosingBeggars was born, a place to appreciate all the odd requests these people have made.

Here, frustrated Redditors share their favorite mind-numbing interactions with people who believe they're entitled to free services, childcare at a wildly illegal rate, huge discounts on secondhand products, and even purebred golden doodles for free from online strangers. The extent of their entitlement knows no bounds, especially when they justify their ridiculous requests as "exposure" for local craftsmen, restaurants and artists. Here are 21 people who are now getting a bad kind of exposure for their picky and self-centered actions.

A Certain Talk Show Host vs an Artist

jk. Follow today in embarrassing career lows, ell*n d*generes asked for 6,000 copies of my OK Tarot deck for some kind of subscription box she does... and she wanted them FOR FREE. bookshop.org Ok Tarot: The Simple Deck for Everyone a book by OK TAROTI THE SIMPLE DEck FOR EVERYONE 6:58 AM Jul 25, 2023 20.4K Reply ↑ Share 8

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Allegedly, of course. Don't come for us, please.

Tinder Is the New U-Haul

2 miles away Looking for Still figuring it out About Me we need help moving our furniture to a new apartment- that's it. no other inquiries pls. be available tomorrow 7/31 between 3pm and 7pm. we don't want anything else from you we just can't move our couch without some help. your reward will be, at best, a bottle of water. Share Profile

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Free Isn't Good Enough

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A Fair Trade

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Just 125 Years of Payments

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Come Move a Volatile Bomb for Only $500

Huge, Old and VERY Heavy.. as it is full or almost full of butane. Need it gone ASAP.. Must be able to move it. I am not able to move it for you, sorry. Asking $500.00. $500 Old Propane Tank (filled). Message

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Nice Try

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"She's Crying Now"

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Impressive Stupidity

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Emergency Repair

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Free Logo Art

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Customer Is Upset the Mattress Store Won't Help Them Move

September 2021 They sold us a nice bed, but two years later when we were moving they refused to help us move the bed even after we offered to pay for it. So in our opinion alIIIIII they do is sell beds. don't expect any else after that.

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Still a 20% Tip

Your Dasher dropped off your order. Enjoy and have a blessed day! I just drove and delivered 9 miles for $4.50. I lost big time. Another 8 miles back to the hot zone. A lot of ppl just don't know drivers make money by tips. Just sharing info because like I said a lot of customers are unaware. Received at 11:01 'O Type Message

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The Commenter's Math Is Wrong, But Still

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Make Someone Pay to Remove Your Damaged Deck

Yesterday at 12:14 PM - Pool decking. I am selling just the top deck boards. Lengths are both 16' and 8'. Approximately 400 sq ft of board. Most are in good shape. A few are definitely showing some damage. I am asking $400 or best offer. Buyer to remove decking from the frame. Must take all wood. MA $200 Decking Message 5 7 Comments

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Anyone Willing to Dig Their Own Grave for $200?

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Apparently, this was posted in a neighborhood group, and it was promptly roasted by all of the neighbors.

Free Photoshoot

Looking for someone to shoot a free shoot for me and my family I want photos of us to show of our little growing family please DM if interested here are some photos of me and the fam CIAO 4 comments Like Comment View 1 more comment All comments - Matthew W I'd like some to and servic my car free, vacuum my plac free, paint my fence free, prepare a nutritious meal free and cut my hair free. 08 Like Reply 27 m 1 reply

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"Most of the Lumber" as Payment

9:47 1 ●●● We are needing someone to tear down our old farm house in Doddridge, Arkansas. We will let you have most of the Lumber as payment. Sheet metal roof not included. It can not be moved and is not for sale. We need it torn down. PLEASE PM FOR MORE INFORMATION. FREE DODDRIDGE, AR . MESSAGE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TEAR DOWN THIS OLD FARM HOUSE!! Like Comment Award Home 4 Write a comment... 9+ Watch Marketplace Pages O GIF 5 Notifications Rules Menu

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Please demolish the house for free. I'll let you keep some of the destroyed wood.

Hear Me Out…

Posts All activity > I am in search of an occasional free (hear me out) dog sitter. My pup is 9yo and never barks (really). He loves to play fetch but is very chill indoors. I'm hoping to find someone who would find it joyful to watch him during the occasional weekend when I need to go out of town. A win win situation where I save some money and you experience a loving pet for a couple of days. I think he'd be great for older folks because of how quiet he is. 10 Like 24

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A Generous Fiverr Buyer

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That's a solid budget right there. Really pays the bills.

Super Cringe Concept Too

← Looking for good (free) artist : Looking for good (free) artist Yes i hope to be able to get this for free, feel free to send me a dm or contact me for discord or other socials if interested so i can send a picture of me and you can start drawing. I know people will tell me no one will do this, but i keep having hope ART I would like a drawing of me wearing steampunk clothing in a Japanese mansion room behind a desk. I would like to see a spring nature outside the window. Gardevoir should cuddle me, magearna should play music using her built in music box (like the movie shows), shaymin should be on the ground, meloetta should be singing, alcremie should be on a plate on my desk in a cute pose and jirachi should be granting a wish. And i would like the time to be noon 0 #1 hours ago Small word of advice. Don't ask for art for free unless you want to be made fun of. Also that's a lot of characters for a free piece. If you want the piece that bad, draw it yourself, or get a job and pay for the art. 5 REPLY

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