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21 Clever Comebacks That Silenced Social Media Users

People say some of the strangest things on social media, and once in a while, we all wish we could tell someone off for saying something ridiculous in such a public setting. The problem is, we often don't have the right words to do so. It's not easy to formulate the perfect comeback to get the person to finally go silent, but once in a while, the perfect response comes to us. Rarely, though. That's why we can celebrate other people coming up with them for the rest of us.

The subreddit /r/clevercomebacks is Reddit's home for the most clever comebacks of all, as you may have guessed from the name. Here, social media users can be seen attacking one another with sharp rebuttals and simple statements that can make the original poster seem pretty idiotic. We've gathered some of our favorite times this has happened for you to see someone finally get told off for saying something dumb, because it sure is satisfying.

Cute

Some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket cause I was shivering...I would have taken the jacket if he was cute Maybe the cute ones would have offered if they thought you were also cute.

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Billion-Dollar Burn

Matt Wallace @MattWallace888 Elon Musk is going to put Apple out of Business! slate @PleaseBeGneiss did he buy it

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Good Question

Blake Moore @BlakeWriting 1d How do atheists decide between good choices and bad choices? 9,394 1,781 Corby Collins @crowguye . Replying to @BlakeWriting If you need the threat of eternal punishment to be a good person, you are not a good person. . 4:14 PM 06 May 22 Twitter for Android . 3,380 SOURCE: REDDIT BY U/BEERBELLYBEGONE

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He's Got Everything Sorted

EnochPowell @MogTheUrbanite If you play video games more than 2-3 hours a week, you're wasting your life. Oh yeah, it "helps you relax". Congratulations, you're on the same spiritual level as a functional alcoholic. 1:00p.m. 18 Feb. 22. Twitter Web App Außpóloç -2% @krillybo... 12h Replying to @MogTheUrbanite youve been on twitter since october 2020 and have 20,700 tweets, which means youre averaging 40 tweets per day 2 227 211

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Zuck vs Musk

zuck X Shouldn't we use a more reliable platform that can actually raise money for charity? Elon Musk X @elonmusk. 6h Zuck v Musk fight will be live-streamed on X. All proceeds will go to charity for veterans. 15.9K 40.3K zuck 329.9K 23.6M Elon Musk @elonmusk. 7h Am lifting weights throughout the day, preparing for the fight. Don't have time to work out, so I just bring them to work. 6,332 t 8,196 106K 1h 10M 1h ... I'm ready today. I suggested Aug 26 when he first challenged, but he hasn't confirmed. Not holding my breath. ⠀ ... *** 1

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Calling an Employee Racist for Stopping This

This racist target employee called the police on us for dancing in Target... So we danced anyway. ? 2:01 Readers added context ITSPREEPI LA There is no evidence that the employee is racist. Target has a policy that shopping should be distraction-free. From the video, it would appear that the group is filming and dancing (soliciting attention), which is against Target policy.

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Cancel Culture

Nita @Nitaa_xo I hate cancel culture. Imagine God cancelling you because you did or said the wrong thing. rihanna is jamaican @DavidEatsViagra The very first bible story is God cancelling two people over an apple Imao what

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Beta Male Moment

Masculinity Rediscovered - 11h Beta Male: "So, where do you wanna go?" Alpha Male: "You're going to have the best night of your life. I'll see you at 9 pm. Wear that tight red dress" 144 1 300 James Fell @BodyForWife 1,720 ... Replying to @BecomeAManAgain So ... the beta male and alpha male are going out on a date together? And the beta is wearing a red dress? Cool.

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Double Standard

S 1d I took my 11 yo daughter to get a drink at Starbucks. We watched an incredibly handsome construction worker walk across the parking lot and into the store. Do you know what that little girl said to me? "I don't know what he fixes, but mine is broken." 9,879 130K 2,183 K. Replying to What if it was your 11 year old son who said that about a young woman who walked into the store? I thought we were teaching boys not to objectify girls? Or does that only apply to boys?

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Bilingual

The Sigma Female @The_sigma_fem Bilingual means there are only 2 languages Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy Me: The "B" in LGBT means there are only 2 genders LGBT community: 6:43 AM - Aug 18, 2023 2.3M Views

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Stop

Noorie @nurasabitu That 2k you worked hard for is better than 100k that's given to you for free. Katlego Makgaila @Katlego_Mack Don't ever give anyone advice again.

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Much Safer

Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars. matt @mattxiv ... i would feel safer leaving my child with a drag queen than any member of the clergy

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This Person Can't Be Real

Roger England. Follow Retired (2022-present) X Jul 19 My 11-year-old daughter took her life 2 days ago and my husband won't get over it. What should I do about him? You should leave him, then let him have everything including the house and any financials. Sell your wedding ring, hop on a bus andget as far away from him as you can. This way you won't be subject to his pain, this will also give him a chance to find a woman capable of human emotions and let him grieve while consoling him.Later after he feels better and comes to terms and tries to cope with the problem, maybe then he will marry the new found love that can understand him, knowing how he feels after watching him cry for his daughter. And you my friend can go frolic naked in a desert of cacti and hug each one you stroll by. 3.1M views View 13,931 upvotes View 58 shares O1K58 Upvote 13.9K 1 of 738 answers

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Attached Much?

yeah ur not doing this to me 1 X X HOME SCREEN NAME AND ICON 461 Twitter An icon will be added to your home screen so you can quickly run this shortcut. 18.3K 13 X 226K twitter shortcut ? ur the one paying for it 93 280 249 8h 3h I cant imagine bein this attached to an internet app 32 19.5K Twitter ₁4.4M ₁154K ↑ 3h ↑ ₁163K ↑

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Galas

They took this away from us and gave us dating apps instead. I will bring back galas. Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then

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Escapism

E @eveiscruzzin "Grown men", why are you still playing video games ? 7:52 PM - 20 Aug 21- Twitter for iPhone Ken @Kendrick Replying to @eveiscruzzin Same reason you wear makeup. Nice lil escape from reality

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True

15 non aesthetic things @Picture.... 13h Just pronounce it as it is written Italian and Spanish 327 8,830 1158 136K No lol 124 English and French julia @seeinglando 13h english is literally written the way it's pronounced besides a few words 196 1,054 ₁1 3.9M 165K Ultra thicc @LevakHandrix - 12h "Inglish iz litrly uiriten d uiey itz pronaunsd bisaidz e fyu wuurds" 27 6,903 il 38.7K ↑

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He Learned a Lesson

There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend Fact that he's not going for just looks anymore means you taught him a valuable lesson.

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Oh No

Millennials are treating pets like 'their firstborn child,' and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best- known pet food brands By Mary Hanbury 0-0528 Duncan Johnson "Younger people are treating their pets like living, breathing f g animals, and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands that have been selling garbage fillers that barely qualify as nutrition." There, fixed your s 4w Love Reply y headline. 02.6K

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Computer Engineers

John Davis RESEARCH pseudoscience "I am a computer engineer and I affirm that the earth is flat" John Davis is the secretary of the Flat Earth Society. You are not alone. Neo21 Abascal @Garankor I am a geologist and I say that computers work because there are very small people inside doing all the work. follow

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Fool

MR OLANREWAJU @MrOlanrewajuPR No English word has double "OO" except the word "Food". Prove me wrong! Aproko Doctor™ @aproko_doctor @swicktv This is proof that preschool education is important in childhood and that choosing the right books and tools to learn is more important than Nollywood. For now, get a stool, go back to the classroom and learn some coordination. Don't be a hooligan

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