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24 Stupid Things Kids Did That Earned Them Internet Infamy

Whether they're randomly falling over or mispronouncing words, we just can't get enough of kids doing stupid things. Online, we see so many stories about this from parents, so we can consider them a cautionary tale. In a way, it's a love-hate relationship in which every post we see discourages us from ever having children, but still makes us laugh or cringe nonetheless and sometimes makes us love these kids even more.

We can't imagine what these poor parents have to go through when their kids ask them such dumb questions or constantly embarrass themselves in class. At least when we were kids we didn't do any of this (as far as we can remember). Now, the online community collects posts sharing stories about very dumb children, and those kids will never live these down no matter how many years go by. Here are some of our favorite times kids went viral on Twitter, Reddit, and beyond for doing something seriously stupid.

Masked Intruder

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will quite get you moving in the morning like your 3 yr old telling you she can't get something from her room because "there's a man with a mask in there" LITERALLY PANICKING as I step out of the shower with my 3 yr old by me and my 5 yr old in my bed, wondering what to do about this masked intruder... Anyways.. toddler for sale you guys. I AM DONE with her.

Why Mom?

Jessie @mommajessiec *draws picture* *spills juice on picture* *crumbles picture* *drops picture on floor* *walks on top of picture* *kicks picture across room* *finds picture in garbage* "WHY WOULD YOU THROW THIS AWAY, МОМ?!?"

Interrupted House

Eric Massicotte @DrMassicotte Your kids are going to do things they shouldn't. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour. |ç”°ç”°/ R. C. Massicotte (b. 2011) Interupted House, 2017 Marker on latex paint Gifted to his parents, by surprise. Nov. 13".

Not the Banana

Chris Ballinger @ballingerfamily Watching my toddler go through the five stages of grief over his banana breaking in half. 9:56 PM Jun 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The Mud Market

neLa 13h 16 Awards In early elementary school we had a market for mud. Different groups of kids would claim areas around the school as their mud pit and put their brand of mud in ziplock bags to be traded with other groups for different bags of mud. We were the clay mud group and I had about 3 kids in the muck scooping it into bags or running to the water fountain to get fresh water to make more mud on dry days. I would be the one to go make the deals with the other groups. We traded alot with the gravel mud group because "clay mud" and "cement mud" are both good for building or some knows? It made so much sense at the time. ... Who The principal and staff eventually stepped in to end it because all the kids came back to class filthy every day and giant holes littered every field and playground. G Reply & 11.8k

At the Animal Shelter

danny @danny i don't know what just happened, but i was at the animal shelter before work and a toddler walked in and pointed at me and went "i want that one" and his mom just looked at me and said "you can't have that, that's a grown man"

Pls Subscribe

Calling Kim Jung-Un at 3am!! (HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED O!) 205 views • 2 weeks ago Kim Jung-Un We called Kim jung-un and he answered. Pls subscribe. KDVeSn JnHAEl House OMG 2:43

Favorite Drink

Asked him what his favorite drink was and he said ranch from Chick-fil-A

Wholesome Messages

all 42 mins • My 6 year old son was told to write a little message in each Christmas card for his 25+ classmates (but nobody at home checked!). We got a call from his teacher today to say they have things such as 'Hope you don't die' & T'll be under your bed on Christmas Day' written inside.

Hypothesis

8:49 l LTE My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. I said, it'll flatten. He asked how knew. And that's how we got here. So what I'm saying is, when we have a hypothesis in this house, we test it. I'm also saying, my wife is away. 6:32 PM · 5/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone 18.3K Retweets 1,354 Quote Tweets 133K Likes

A 1-Year-Old Ate This

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Tiny Shots

3:40 l LTE 4 •.. Parents of reddit, what's your best example of reversed psycology on kids that actually worked? your Discussion 26.5k 6.6k 1, Share BEST COMMENTS blackbird77 3 2• 6h Took my 3 year old son to one of those doctor's visits where he was going to get a shot. He was worried about the shot on the whole drive over, almost to the point of tears. We get to the doctor's office and a nurse subtly lets me know that my son is not just scheduled for 1 shot, but 5 of them in the same visit. I turn to my son with an exaggerated smile and tell him, "Good news! They figured out how to take that one big shot you were going to get and instead break it up into these 5 little tiny shots so it won't hurt nearly as much!" You could see the relief wash over his face. He stopped squirming and relaxed completely. He took the first shot and even smiled and said "It's true! The small ones don't hurt!" We actually made it through the third shot before the effect wore off and reality kicked in. Still.. I counted it as a victory. O Reply 16.9k ... Add a comment

Neutered

camila @Camila_Cabello when i was younger instead of saying "i'm hungry" i would say "i need to be neutered" because i thought it meant i needed nutrients. sorry 7:13 PM · Jun 5, 2015 16.6K 2.5K 1, Share this..

Patience Test

I was helping a first grader with her summer homework -Question "wich month comes after november?" -child "I don't remember" -me "it's okay, just repeat them all in order until you reach november" -child "ok, january, february, March, April, may.. -child".." -child obvs forgetting about the homework and staring into nothing -me "then?" -child suddenly remembering she was studying "uhm may?" -me "you already said that" -child "oh" -child "staring into the void again" -me who is now sweating "sweety what comes after may?" -she who is not listening to me "uhm january.." -me "no, january was the FIRST, you were doing great, c' mon, -child ".." what month comes after may?" -child "autumn?" It took us almost an hour but she did answer right at the end

You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

AUSavage77 14h O 1 Award Stapled my own hand in grade 5 so I could get sent to the nurse to get out of class 6 Reply 1 1.9k 3 +

How Babies Are Made

Th Trons Bt a great way Just caught my 7 year old daughter explaining to her barbie about how babies are made. I didn't realise how much peanut butter and jelly was involved. 11:36 pm · 18 May 21 · Twitter for Android ...

The Pope

When pope II died, my nephew saw the body dressed in a red suit and started to cry. When i asked him what happened, he said "if Santa claus died, who's going to bring my gift?"

Shut Up Dad

1612th: in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns" by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like "ok we're home" and i said "shut up dad" and he just looked at me for a long time and didn't say anything and i started crying

Ruining the Concrete

"She came to ask what daddy was doing" @Chikinnagit

Gay

Kathryn Martinez @ktmartinez Us to 4 year old: You know mommy and mama are gay, right? 4yo: Yes I know. Us: Okay what does "gay" mean? 4yo: Very very old. 3:27 PM · 5/7/21 from Shaker Heights, OH · Twitter for iPhone 1,371 Retweets 98 Quote Tweets 21.2K Likes

When Thor Isn't Your Son's Favorite Superhero

chrishemsworth ♡ Q ♡ 6,569,575 likes chrishemsworth Holding my little man's hand and asking him the age old question. "What do you want to be when you grow up" "Dad i wanna be Superman" Lucky I have two other kids View all 40,631 comments hemsworthluke Bro?! You've been skipping leg days again?! •..

So Frustrating

Army Trainee Hijacks School Bus Full Of Children-Released The Kids After Getting 'Frustrated' With All Their QuestionsT el01

Whatever It Takes

when your kid doesn't eat so you buy JoJo stickers and stick them on every food so she thinks it's her brand. #whateverworks #pickydiva #jojosiwaspaghetti Heart aghetti aroni product ret Yours

The Cure for Baldness

Murr O @jamessmurray My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. SAY PLEASE tell the DO YOUR Pay with hug SAY I LOV KEEP YOUR PH O ISTER TO YOUR PAR Use kind wd Know you are 6:34 AM Apr 20, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone




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