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25 Times People Technically Told The Truth

Sometimes when a question is posed online in a forum or a subreddit a certain kind of response is expected. Not always, though, do people follow the rules when it comes to situations like this. Sometimes the truth just isn't that funny, and a funnier answer needs to be made up for the laughs. This is where technically not wrong answers come up. Comments and answers to questions that are so literal that they miss the point of the question but somehow answer it perfectly at the same time.

These kinds of responses are both funny and in a way annoying, like the way puns are annoying. The simplicity of them is unmatched, and they are undeniably clever. Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth features these witty and brilliant moments from people all around social media. Here are 25 technically true moments, from comments and replies to whole memes featuring some seriously unxpected replies.

Definitely a Red Flag

What tattoo is a red flag? 4630 1306 5h A Chinese flag tattoo is definitely a red flag. Reply 420 1.7k ↓

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So What's The Problem

Katie Didn't @Pork_Chop_Hair Me: it's not illegal Cop, staring at my trunk filled with creamy peanut butter: It's just... SO. MUCH. Me: but it's not illegal Cop: no, no it's not

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Would Be Great If They Did

jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr not to sound politically unaware but did you guys know Fox News has absolutely no news about foxes

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Done and Done

Beyza to me @hotmail.com> Hi James, My boyfriend is fan of Muhammed Ali. Could you make him as a boxer? Thank you! calv Sure. James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com>

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Fair Enough

r/AskReddit u/michaeltheleo • 18h What are signs someone is single? 1312 1321 AgentC42 15h. Asking this question on reddit. hahafunnybean 16h They have no boyfriend/girlfriend Reply 1.6k 3.8k

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Thanks for That

Korie @Virg_VD. 15h You can't stand backwards on stairs mia @miaxmon. 16 Feb tell me something i dont know >

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They Should Be Anyways

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

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Are They Wrong?

My competitors think im just some cocktail server from dallas BRI, 24 COCKTAIL SERVER DALLAS, TX MISTERNASEE

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You Are the Father

mosquitoes use your blood to make their eggs, that means that you are 1/3 their father 8) Until we meet again

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About Three Hours

Missing Florida siblings, 10 and 11, found driving stolen mom's car 3 hours from home: deputies ON -941 fox35orlando.com 443 CAUTION K-9 I would say, about 3 hours. 32 That's going to be one long, long, long car ride home for those kids. ↑ Share Reply : 110 38

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A Universal Truth

r/AskReddit u/Longjumping-Bid3455 • 13h What is your "kryptonite"? 1408 1996 245 jonsbryhill 13h i don't respond particularly well to being shot : Reply 43.0k

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Words to Live By

IF U DON'T CUT THE PIZZA & EAT THE WHOLE THING TECHNICALLY U ONLY HAD 1 PIECE

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He's Crazy for That

r/beatle u/Wuarty • 9h XA Traduci JUST IN: John Lennon will reportedly not be buying this years iPhone 15. Jahn 300 31 14

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The Best Kind

● carry a coffee machine to cuz ya never know Responder 44 ♡ 6h OP. 5h What kind of coffee machine ● 3h One that makes coffee : ↑ 23 ↑ 3 ↓

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A Trailer on a Trailer

This trucker is living in 2099 3.3k BEST COMMENTS 66 Datboi_579 1h S3 Awards He's watching a trailer 1 Share 10: Reply + 428

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Can't Have Just One

r/AskReddit Posted by u/AdamOnDemand • 4m What's better, breathing in or breathing out? Vote OLD COMMENTS 2 ThatguyIncognito 1m Personally, it would kill me to choose just one. Reply 135686492y4. Now Share r/technicallythetruth Ĵ Award Vote ↑ 13

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Why Aren't They Freaking Out?

To @Codeine Fridge cows are pretty calm considering the whole floor is food 4:07 PM - 2022-06-19 Twitter for iPhone . 979 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 16.2K Likes

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Yeah

What's something every Mexican dad does before boarding a plane? 1 Aeromexico Based in Mexico. 3m. 3 Like Most relevant Just now Comment and Reply Check in 3m Like Reply Share LO 5 XD 28

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Sorry

r/AskReddit u/TheJfor Jonah 22h Who is that one crush you were absolutely not allowed to tell anyone about and why? 604 JimAbaddon 22h I can't tell. : 456 Reply 219 4 1.3k ↓

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What a Guy

koinohnia 3 things Jesus' love will never do Three things the grace and love of God will never do: Will never leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3) Will never reject you (John 6:37) • Will never leave you nor forsake you ● (Hebrews 13:5) bi-ble-girl So basically, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

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Most People Probably Could

Andrew Tate @Cobratate - 10h The truth is. In mortal kombat, I would destroy a singular wolf. Decimation. I am one of the most powerful humans on the planet. And he knows it. Thats why he loves me. Respect and love go hand in hand. 576 1828 12.7K ill 1.1M Joseph - Not a biblical figure @whocntrlthenews j Replying to @Cobratate Yeah mate, Their paws cant hold a controller, Flawless victory 100% 6,165 Views 1 Retweet 160 Likes

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Indeed He Is

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 13h Jesus, would you look at the time. 68 XII/ VI 594 7,337 ₁581K [→

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Pretty Much

Fierce_PCMonster73 1d I use "Fair Adblocker" What's that : SINGULARITY1312 23h Responder Yep StevenEpix 21h An ad blocker that's fair apparently. : Fierce_PCMonster73 18h 47 ↓ 423 44 414

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SADANDUSELESS.COM How is this made? Well, we just laminate sheets of paper with all of the food choices.

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Disappointed

Pizza Hut binod @Binod1826291663 @PizzaHutIN Today I visited Pizza Hut and I'm deeply disappointed, I feel betrayed. When I take my concerns to store managers they just shut me up. Pizza Hut India @PizzaHutIN We would like to understand your issue in detail. Please elaborate & share your experience with us so that we can look into it. - Team Pizza Hut binod @Binod1826291663 There was no hut

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