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The Best of "J.K. Rowling Tweet Parodies"

The Best of "J.K. Rowling Tweet Parodies"

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J.K. Rowling Tweet Parodies refers to a series of mocking social media posts that accuse Harry Potter-author J.K. Rowling of retconning facts about the Harry Potter series of fantasy novels. The tweets generally follow the phrasal template of a mock conversation of an unprompted Rowling revealing an absurd fact about the books… and they will make you laugh.

Tweet Parodies

Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop POP GUITURE Follow J.K. Rowling reveals Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an 'intense' sexual relationship. trib.al/Xq3psz8 Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created?

(Source: reddit)

no one: jk rowling: wizards shidded and farded themselves

(Source: twitter)

Me: don't say it My brain: don't say it Me: My brain: Do Don 't s - /sssss Say it Literally no one: JK Rowling: One of the Ravenclaw prefects was a basket weaving lesbian with osteoporosis

(Source: twitter)

No one: JK Rowling: this bird is Hagrids father 41 Strange @41Strange The Harpy Eagle, the largest and most powerful raptor found in the rainforest

(Source: twitter)

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Here's something special about Harry Potter l've been meaning to share with you all: Now that he's entered his late 30s, Harry suffers from erectile dysfunction, a disorder that has not only hurt his self-esteem, but has also driven a wedge between himself and his wife, Ginny 11:02 AM - 7 Feb 2019 5,932 Retweets 17,822 Likes

(Source: twitter)

J.K. Rowling Follow @jk_rowling Dumbledore was actually a r/dankmemes mod 3:54 AM-10 Jan 2019 123 Retweets 3,638 Likes2aÅ› 201t 123 3.6K

(Source: twitter)

J.K. Rowling .К. Rowlin @jk_rowling Professor Snape was a single mother. 20:40 11 Mar 19 13.5K Retweets 121K Likes

(Source: reddit)

Mongolian Harry Gay Ron Bl ermione Dumbledore coc and ball torture Sex slave Dobby Voldemort genderfluid Rowlin

(Source: reddit)

Nathan McDermott @natemcdermott Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Hogwarts was super diverse, exceptionally gay, extremely homoerotic, and there were a ton of black and jewish kids too, l just didn't write about any of them, but they were there, trust me. Somebod: Ma'am this is a Wendy's 1:11 PM - 17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

Zach Erhardt @TakhomaZach No one: J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore and Grindelwald actually met on an app called WizrD 4:16 PM 17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

carter @carterhambley Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore's patronus is the Grindr logo 12:46 PM-17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

A West @ayyy_west No one: JK Rowling *chasing a reporter down the street*: "Hagrid was a furry, you know! I didn't mention it in the books, but it was understood. Representation!!"

(Source: twitter)

Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez Me: l- JK Rowling: Hagrid has paid for feet pics 9:59 PM - 16 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

The Give Smart Guy @BobbyBigWheel CHILD: I love Hagrid! JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok hotel room 12:23 AM 17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo Clerk: "Alright, that'll be $2.95.." JK Rowling: "DOBBY HAD HERPES" 4:34 PM 17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

Louis Virtel @louisvirtel You sit down on a couch in JK Rowling's house and she's like, "Careful, Dumbledore got railed there." 9:20 PM - 16 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

marquita @marquitasade Deadass nobody: K Rowling: Luna Lovegood was a bisexual voyeur who was pro-choice and a quarter Chinese. Wingardium Leviosa was Hermione's safe word. Lucius Malfoy was a cuckold. It was never said but it was understood. 4:34 PM-17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

jon @prasejeebus Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore ate the peach from Call Me By Your Name 9:50 PM - 16 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

jacksfilms @jacksfilms "J.K. Rowling! Pleasure to finally meet y-" "THE SORTING HAT IS ANTI-VAX" 4:29 PM -17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen JK ROWLING: dumbledore and grindelwald had sex ME: lol JK ROWLING: so did you and dobby ME: what JK ROWLING: you will never feel love like that again ME: stop 9:14 PM-16 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

mickey m fan acct @JimbobTV am. Straight Gay Bisexual in an intense sexual relationship with grindelwald according to JK Rowling 3:58 PM 17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

Notorious Sexual Freak Mrs. Beverly... @mechapoetic fanfiction writers walked so that jk rowling could run. semper fi 4:42 PM 17 Mar 2019

(Source: twitter)

J.K. Rowling Evervone: NO

(Source: reddit)

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Follow Your mom. 3:54 AM - 10 Jan 2019 123 Retweets 3,638 Likes 201 t 123 3.6K

(Source: Nox Lucis)

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