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UK Facebook Is A Different Universe And These 22 Hilarious Examples Prove It

The British may live on a small island, but they have a rich inner life. This country that eats beans for breakfast has produced some of the greatest culture in the world, despite an inordinate amount of cloudy days. Even after the recent death of Queen Elizabeth II, the British are still Britishing, as these posts gathered from United Kingdom Facebook pages by the Twitter account @NoContextFBUK show. It's a different world over there, which those of us living outside Shakespeare's "sceptered isle" don't understand. As these posts show, the people who gave us Keep Calm and Carry On are definitely doing the second but perhaps not the first.

British humor is famous around the world for its unique perspective and irony. It makes sense, then, that UK Facebook is a place where this specific breed of funny flourishes, and the English, Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish do their best to make each other laugh.

Broken Wall

Nicole Mcgougan . Follow 23 h. ... heard banging and shouting all day, thought my neighbour was stressed out building flat pack furniture. Turns out he was locked in his toilet for 8 hours screaming help and he's had to run through the wall omgee, **** I am the worlds worst neighbour

(Source: Twitter)


50 DOUNCIL ES S S WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO AFTER SEX? @50_shadesofcouncilestates ES DES 210 Like ESTATES 50 1.3K comments. 74 shares Comment Share Daniel Pato Continue the autopsy whilst reminding myself that a moment of weakness doesn't make me a bad vet Like Reply 154

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Lorette Grace Facebook You're not friends on Facebook View profile DEC 01, 2021, 4:30 PM Id like to buy your chairs if you still have them? JAN 08, 11:04 PM ? I don't have any chair for sale and never did. Sorry.

(Source: Twitter)

Prison Practice

6 hrs. Practicing my prison photos cause people be testing me lately D

(Source: Twitter)

What Happened Here

ENGED FINAPARTE Hamster Cage £20 Hamster Cage, Small size with extra platform and tube. Selling due to cage not being cat proof, also now no longer having a hamster.

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There has never been a more terrified hamster.

Tiger Dog

I'm looking for the stupid guy who painted this dog like a tiger. I ran 2km to save my life. I only stopped when he barked, only then could I tell it was a dog w

(Source: Twitter)


. Home (3) Saagaolesau · 20"... > 20" gold versus enduros $1,000 > Melbourne Rate Buyer See Details Saagaolesau changed the group photo. Change photo Saagaolesau I'm interested in bhiuying this for $1,000. Hi how much plz Saagaolesau WHAT $1000

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DAILY = STAR o C 'My baby's dad refuses to pay child support but has subscribed to my OnlyFans'

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GPAW QUINEA PIG AWARENESS Guinea Pig Awareness Week 5 hrs Date change to Guinea Pig Awareness Week In recognition of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's funeral, we are postponing Guinea Pig Awareness Week. Guinea Pig Awareness Week will now take place from 26th-30th September. GPAW GUINEA PIG AWARENESS WEEK DATE CHANGE TO GUINEA PIG AWARENESS WEEK 26TH-30TH SEPTEMBER

(Source: Twitter)

Corgis Know

UK Corgi Club 40 13 h. Anyone else's corgi acting differently now that Our Majesty has passed? Ours has been curled up on our laps ever since the news broke which is unusual. Almost like they know...God bless the Queen Like Comment X 23 comments Send

(Source: Twitter)

Punching Swans

Sasha Wallis 2h Are we allowed to punch swans now the queens dead 275 Like ●●● 300 comments 852 shares Comment Share

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Technically, the Queen owned all the swans in England.


Marion 9h.8 Suspicious girl walking along high st looking up all drives. Wearing a black North Face jacket and carrying a pink blanket. 11.30 today ... Ruby that was me looking for my lost cat

(Source: Twitter)

Certainly Up To Code

Alex Behrends 1d - O Smoke detector broke so if i hear this bad boy popping in the middle of the night it's time to leave 0. WAY ACT II Microwave Popcorn

(Source: Twitter)

This is definitely going to keep them safe.

Fair Trade

Marketplace iPhone 7 plus in Rose Gold. 32GB. - £200 Create Reminder Pamela iPhone 7 plus in Rose Gold. 32GB. Rate Buyer Pamela Bartosova created this group This group has 2 members See latest updates Pamela Swap for dog Pamela What?

(Source: Twitter)

Coke Joke

Bag of coke for sale £4,000 Listed 2 hours ago in 1 England

(Source: Twitter)

Death Be Not Proud

Joe Kidd ‣ FOR SALE OR SWAP IN STOCKPORT 1 hr. Coughing £300 → SK11 7JU 6.2 feet coughing for sale due to wrong diagnosis any enquiries please give me a call 07730030874 ...

(Source: Twitter)

Great Photo

Hi, are you still selling that Mercedes car Yeah Can you send a photo No i mean of the car

(Source: Twitter)

Goodbye Fresh

Hi someone has taken my Hello Fresh delivery from my doorstep. I live on 3.1k views Like 50 7 shares Most relevant ✓ TOD Comment Goodbye Fresh 39 m Haha Reply 30/07/2022 17:29:04 BST Share 50

(Source: Twitter)


Princess Diana - Keep Her Memory Alive (NO TROLLS ALLOWED) Jessi Cersei Loki. 7 h. FINAL WARNING TO ALL MEMBERS ●●● Please DO NOT, for the LOVE OF GOD, announce to the group when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a groupfull of mostly strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new members to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mods. Thanks. 181 X 75 comments 4 shares

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She was, after all, the "people's princess."

Upcycled Carcass

facebook 12 Q Hi my name is Karen, I upcycle dead squirrels I find in Heaton Park. Perfect holder's for pens, cutlery etc. My husband uses the heads for golf so nothing gets wasted. £10 each or 2 for £35 Tia xx +2

(Source: Twitter)

Parental Oversight

Ashlee 4 hrs. Feel like worst parent in world Got hair spray from pound shop right with all Halloween stuff.... Spray it on thought yeah looks ace that Finished up thought smells a bit strong Looked at label ITS FUCKING SPRAY PAINT I've fully died his fucking head and chances are i need to shave his head coz after 30 min scrubbing I CANT GET IT OUT !!!!!

(Source: Twitter)

At least he looks fresh.

Scary Doll

Ted From Postman Pat lovedoll £250 Liverpool I ordered this by mistake I was meant to order Postman Pat but they sent me Ted from Postman Pat, rrp £350 brand new never used.

(Source: Twitter)

This list would not be complete without a Doll that is so far into the uncanny valley, it's a become a plain.

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