So, Cyberpunk 2077 is finally out, and early reports seem to indicate that, for all its delays, it probably could've used more time in the oven. Early reports indicate the game is littered with bugs and that the game looks particularly awful on last-gen consoles, with textures popping in, if at all, and the game outright crashing.

Imagine defending this. Cyberpunk 2077 is a terrible game. Base PS4 footage. pic.twitter.com/uHTmMACi3R

— Michael Does Life (@MichaelDoesLife) December 9, 2020

Don’t worry everyone we’ll just crunch the staff for another year to iron these out. pic.twitter.com/brj1v0ibtj

— Steven (@MrDelabee) December 10, 2020

no one made them put this video game out pic.twitter.com/17nZg5MHuj

— st. nicholas grayson (@godsewa) December 10, 2020

However, no bug is as hilarious as the one which causes your custom player character's lovingly crafted penis to hang out their pants. Players have been sharing plenty of NSFW links of sex parts hanging out all over social media (Ed. note: We can't embed the posts here, but if you're interested, you can click any of the previous hyperlinks for cyberdongs) .

Meanwhile, penis discourse (dickscourse?) is dominating the conversation around the game, thanks not only to the gratuitous glitch but to the various customization options a player can give their character's wang, including an option called "Penis 2."

nipples: on
penis: 2
size: big pic.twitter.com/08ofGwZsWb

— john paul the bosnian cowboy (@honk4bosnia) December 10, 2020

new genitalia (Penis 2) just dropped pic.twitter.com/1Lj3gNtXPF

— venus favtrap (@wormwood_stars) December 3, 2020

Cyber punk 2077 devs going to work to polish the model for "penis 2" pic.twitter.com/h3AHhYNs2j

— FreakingMassiveLamp (@Kazinium) December 4, 2020

Unfortunately, not everyone was satisfied with the wide variety of penis options Cyberpunk 2077 gives the player.

While there is some backlash to the game's performance so far, it's still early in the game's release cycle, and while unfortunately it's become common practice for major games to release in a buggy state that gets fixed later. There's plenty of time for CD ProjektRed to address the numerous bugs, but they'd best get to it soon, lest Cyberpunk 2077 becomes a cockup of Fallout 76 proportions.