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Lana Del Rey Comes Out Against Furries
September 3rd, 2019: a date which will live in infamy--the Furry was suddenly and deliberately attacked by pop star Lana Del Rey.
During an Instagram live stream, a user noticed the Norman Fucking Rockwell! singer had a pony from My Little Pony behind her and declared, "Lana is a furry!" She replied "I'm not a furry," before mercilessly adding, "you guys are gross."
lana said fuck furry lives pic.twitter.com/AR2vosQaNT
— im jhon (@boyinstallation) September 4, 2019
This devastating attack on the furry community did not go unnoticed, as the Furry army planned its retaliation, defending its community and tearing down Del Rey's talent.
"Furries are gross" Yeah, cause raising tons of money for children's hospitals and animal charities is totally gross. pic.twitter.com/5A5clMx0oV
— Fox-E (Bonzai) (@ffhjvbuydb78eb) September 7, 2019
No one:Literally no one:Absolutely no one:………Lana Del Rey: furries are weird pic.twitter.com/4bej9EJ6zD
— Kiit Lock (TwitchCon) (@FoxedItUp) September 7, 2019
Lana Del Rey is just a wannabe Taylor Swift with imaginary relationship problems who can't even headline a festival.Of course she hates furries, we make better music than her in our own micro-ecosystem lmfao.
— BΛD♡GRRL ⚡️ (@Sparx_x_x) September 6, 2019
Meanwhile, others rallied behind Del Rey's cause, using the soundbyte as a rallying cry against the Furries.
I might open a TikTok account just to lip sync over Lana Del Ray saying “I’m not a furry. You guys are gross”
— Late Stage Transatlanticism (@S4MST33L3) September 6, 2019
Siri how do I change my ringtone to Lana del ray saying “I’m not a furry”
— Oliver (@Napoleonforlife) September 5, 2019
Others tweeted this clip which I had to see with my own two eyes and now you do too:
Lana del rey in her tub after tricking yall into thinking she wasnt a furry pic.twitter.com/Jt616n8yk8
— das on perry dah platypussy (@pillowprincelex) September 4, 2019
As of now, there is no official death count in the Lana Del Rey vs. Furries war. Nevertheless, multiple news publications are following the story, so rest assured the media will stay abreast of this hairy situation.
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