Nicknames are an essential part of online life. Take one part of your world and combine it with another, and out comes a weird new title for yourself. It's fun.

Quarantine is no exception to the rule, and after one week of social distancing, we finally have a formula for determining our quarantine nickname. Thanks to Twitter user @theyearofelan, all you need to do to learn your new self-isolation name is to take your current feeling and the last thing you stress ate out of the pantry.

Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate out of the cupboard” You can call me “angry chili mango”

— elan gale (@theyearofelan) March 20, 2020

Twitter isn't letting the opportunity pass them by. With responses including "Horny Kit Kat," "Randy Pretzel" and "Edgy spaghetti," it's safe to say that after all this is over, a lot of us are going to have to update our driver's licenses.

Horny Kit Kat

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) March 20, 2020

Randy Pretzel

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) March 20, 2020

Which is exactly what I am

— Michael, Quarantine Edition 🌶 (@Home_Halfway) March 20, 2020

I really don't want to be "Twitchy Peanut Butter Sandwich".

— 🧻 TP-Trish 🧻 (@wtffiles) March 20, 2020

i want to die pretzel

— chad, patron saint of chaos (@endofanerajc) March 20, 2020

My wife declares herself Tipsy Cheeto

— NewBanqueStu (@NewBanqueStu) March 20, 2020

Drunken Triscuit, at your service! 🍷

— Devil'sDoorbell (@MunnLaurie) March 20, 2020

Irritated jelly belly

— Lyndsey B (@lyndseybaker84) March 20, 2020

Devastated Scone

— Small but mighty (@WomanNotWoke) March 20, 2020