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Let's face it: even the greatest teams of badasses are still missing a little somethin' somethin', know what I'm saying? Now it's your job to act as the recruitment agent of these awesome groups, suggesting possible new members to kick them up to a whole new level of fuck yeah!

For example, I've been looking into these two guys that make up a pretty tight-knit duo. They call themselves the Mythbusters.

I, for one, am absolutely certain that they belong on the Expendables. I mean think about it: they're kind of old and scruffy, but you just know that they could totally kick the shit out of anyone that crossed their path. They could also act as the Qs of the group, consistently conjuring up and building the most fucking fantastic and insane gadgets, weapons and vehicles for everyone to utilize on their missions. Just imagine this: A terrorist is about to press the button that will launch all his nukes and start World War lll, when suddenly… a fucking frozen chicken fired from a distant helicopter flies through the window and knocks him unconscious! Now if that's not a contribution that this team desperately needs, then I don't know what is.