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If he stopped flying around, then maybe.

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Well now. My first page get in a while.

I'd like to dedicate this page get to everyone out there.

Thank you.

Seems legit.

God damn it Quantum! I got to use a EMP to get you and your T.V. head!
Or make a singularity….

You're so easy to beat.

My stare can cut through your cyborg parts. I can also hack your cyborg parts to shut down.

Easy win for me.

The only thing I have to do to beat you is bump into you

I DESHELLED YOUR KING.

Oh wait, I didn't have my suit on.

*zip*

Better.

Yes I could, all I need to do is send a shower of pinkie pies upon Australia.

He'll explode in less than a minute.

Maybe.

I'd try, but you know how that goes.

If Chell and GLaDOS can, then so can I

(for the record, this is a yes)

Give me a break.

Ponies are the easiest thing ever.

/eats Tommy

I now have a gun.

It shoots laser wolves that will gnaw on your wings.

Go, my brethren!

PEW PEW

>2012
>killing wolves
Shiggy diggy

Hmmm….seeing how your a wolf you could probably sniff me out when I'm clocked. Then again i do have a gun so…maybe.

Sure I can kill dat furry.

Just need /b/ to help me out. (FIRST RULE VIOLATION DETECTED) Naw, I kid.

NINJA DETECTED

Edit: -l.png!

A TV-head, hm? Where's the remote…

This will be a fight that both sides will lose and win.

Hack and stare.

HERE'S YOUR WINNER, THE DOCTOR!

Shoot in face.
That's about it.
Can't really hack of what is mostly biological infused.

I've taken down a number of ponies in my time, a few guns shouldn't make a difference. Hiya! Pterodactyl-Kwan-Do!

You really think you can outfight a turian.

You need to know that the only things that scare me are krogan battlemasters and asari commandos. You have the capabilities of neither.

>12 feet tall
>beak lined with razor sharp teeth
>subsonic speed
>17 years military experience fighting Rexes, ponies, and deathhounds
>master of Bladespinning and Flipflying
>lots of dinosaur homies I can call upon.
Petty little turian is but ass-paper to me.

Nope, I can't fight ninjas.

Size only serves to work against you in Bullet Hell.

Speaking of which, I have this friend, I think she might be a ninja…

EDIT: @ Natsuru: I only need one shot.

No matter what skills you have, none are comparable to my organisation.

Yes, I do have one. We hack, hack and hack our enemies. I even have troops ready to commence war.

We are active day and night.

We fight the Poninati.

We fight dinos.

Expect us.

I can't kill Wegee…he's…Weegee.
Why would I want to anyways, Wegee is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

I wouldn't want to kill him, he's a nice guy…

…That is, until he bought ALL the memes for two dollars…

You can kill the messenger, but you can never kill the message.

EDIT: Typo.

You can with a napalm strike.

Heh. Maybe. Too bad I never tried to steal any of Zaeed's Inferno Grenades. Those look like fun.

You can't kill me, I am the God's chosen…

I will collapse the symmetry of your wavefunction SO fast that you won't even know what hit you. Because nothing did hit you. And because you ceased to exist.

Of course I can kill rarity, they are SAACH a total DRAAAMA QWEEEEN…

Oh, wait, you mean Seal clubba? Perhaps…

Didn't even have to bomb or anything!

Well, yes, considering she's still flammable

I can take out your entire team! So one of you is no problem! (Skip to 2:25 if you just want to see the part where I fight you)

I know some stuff that would make him so embarassed that he'd die…

It would go like this.

Show me what chu got!

uhh..

I'm over here… hello??

You won't be killed really you will become a part of me, that is what I normally do with people, either dead or alive.
Little part of my a little part of you.

Dear lord yes I can.
.

Yes, considering the things that hide in the dark hate fire

I'm fire resistant, so, have at thee!

i could take a pony

HOLY CRAP

I CAN'T FIND HIM