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guess what i'm a black guy, you know what they say about black guys?

guess what I'm a eldritch abomination..you know what they say about monsters with tentacles right..?

Lets do this like one of those hentai movies you like.

EY BABEH LETS TEST OUT ALL THOSE ORIFICES

Me big man, me big photographer from Life magazine. Big picture on heap big cover. Si, si, si! Hollywood star. Multi dinero. Multi divorces. Multi ficky-fick all day long.

Hey there, Stitches… can we go over to your house?

I got some candy in the back of this van if you want it.

Candies eh? I love candies..

That delicious sticky juice that comes out when you bite them..

i have better candy, reach into my pants to get them, there chocolate flavor.

if ya know what i mean

Hey tripleA9000, wanna try Triple D?

Let's get to bashing butts, as well as 'dese nuts!

Hey bae, wanna read what is down here?

Rooty toot tooty

Im'a gon'a come'a for that booty

So.

You like One Piece too eh?

I have no idea how to seduce anyone.

I'll teach you how, but first come into my bed.

No, come to my bed. We gon' have some fine Animal XXX-ing.

I don't care if it's the bed, couch, floor, or the Ikea kitchen counter. ;)

I love you.

I wanna fuck you in the ass.

Not if I do it first, stuffin'!

My thrusts are like a sewing machine, if you know what I mean.

@CrouchingSloth
You can stick it up your own, asshole!

I am going to bring you down like the Hindenburg, and have slow and passionate missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

I have pizza.

I'm gonna fuck you so hard that Slaanesh would be jealous.

Alright, let's just take this thing… and insert into the hard drive. Sounds okay?

Woold you like a cuddle?

I must thrust my mighty Lance upon thy noble queen!

I'mma ride you like a flying dolphin

There's a gun in my pants that you can put your head around.

Just make sure the safety is on.

srsly though im not gay

hey i'm batman, you wanna know my secret identity?

Hey triple A, wanna fuck?

i'll try not to undo your stitches

you people belong on the cringe network.

This thread is leeching on me like a parasite.. I must leave.. but I can't.. It's impossible… HELP ME …

I can give you something to leech onto.

I cannot even wat.

I will gladly Low Punch Low Punch => Low Kick + Hard Punch you all the night long.

You make me wanna dig up my bone ;D

r u a grill?

Hiiiii, kids!

Allow me to have sexual activities with you.

you know what happened there, and now you can experience the amazement too.

I wish to mate. Here are bargaining tokens they told me to purchase. Shall we begin negotiations?