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"I will find the one who stole my lucky sneakers… So swears Shaq!"

You thought it would be some basketball player who stole your sneakers but

MATOI RYUKO!

Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in the basketball who believes in you!

YOU EYEBROWS BIIIIIITCH

You went a bit too far.

Yuri time?

Sure

"not so fast ese"

as ryuko and satsuki quickly turn around they are struck in fear as they see their worst enemy.

the taco bell chihuahua

as they run they try to yuri as fast as they can, but sadly it is not enough as the powers of doritos locos tacos and horse meat slowly entrap them.

Damn those sexy eyebrows

YURI HERE?
OH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No wait, I actually like this. Nevermind, proceed.

COME UP AND GET ME SHAQ

"You! You are the one who killed my father!"

"Prepare to die!"

"ey man it was his decision to eat taco bell two meals a day" said the chihuahua

"guards attack"

The time as come for me to wipe out the great pestilence once and for all. How convenient that the last strains are inside all of you. Don't worry I'm a highly trained profession, once I'm done with the operation you will all feel much better.

Grabs his zweihander

Backstabs
fukken casul

"Aye laddehs!"

Everyone turns around to see ogrelord Shrek standing before them

"You're about to get shrekt laddeh"

And then he takes everyone to Swamp Planet on an Onion-layered Rocket.

"wot the fok is this shiet"

SAND STORM

"NOT SO FAST!"

The Sand King turns around only to see Darude standing before him. Faced with the almighty lord of Sandstorm, the Sand King is shaking on his six legs.

But he also felt something else. A warmth, excitement. His senpai, Darude, the lord of Sandstorm, was finally standing before him. The Sand King's heart went doki~ doki~ before he even realized it.

Darude held up a sign.

It was a declaration of love. The Sand King never felt more joy in his life.

And that's how they got married, to the sweet tunes of Sandstorm.

Then Gecko Jesus appeared out of no where.

"Mrrphrrphin, grmriphrwu gmirrtinyurgfn!"

REGUHAREU! GOHAMUEIEROWKSH! IMBAAMAN!

HO HO HOE ITS CHRISTMAS

AND GUESS WAT

SANTA IS NOT COMIN TONITE

SO HE GAVE ME THE PERMISION TO ME TO BRING YOU PRESENTS

SO HERE. HAVE SOME OF MY GIFTS

After the explosion went off while bombsquad was preparing to shoot everyone the soldier lowered his rocket launcher and revealed himself to everyone.

in which he was immediatley fucked over by the pyro

And lo! The burgers doth come to destroy the pyro with their barges of cheese and patties of cows!

Just as the pyro was about to meat his doom, a figure came dashing through the storm of burgers, eating every last one of them and saving the pyro.

No sound was made, until the figure broke the silence by uttering the words…

"One man cheeseburger apocalypse"

Suddenly, everyone falls asleep. Deep in slumber, they find they're in a theme park. A jolly voice appears behind them…

"Loli-ho! Welcome to my realm! The realm of DEATH!"

Freelancer, with intent to kill the pyro as well distracts the "One man cheeseburger apocalypse" with a chocolate helicopter