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Yo yo, Stevie here. Let's play a reply game. We start out in Badlands, with our good friend the RED Heavy. What should he do?

Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

Contemplate life.

get noclip

sandvich

After a quick resupply, Heavy is now full stocked with ammo and most importantly, his trusty companion, the sandvich.

What should Heavy do now?

(On a quick side note, I have to go to bed because of sleep and all that. I'll be back in about 18 hours. Decide and we'll continue from there. <3 u guys)

Get back here and update! Real men don't need sleep!

shoot the spy behind you

Tie the doctor to a leash and leave the base to take him for a drag.

Go destroy Painis Cupcake.

Eat the sash and use sandxich as a gun

Eat gun and shoot someone with sandvich

Request a dispenser to the nearest engineer

Punch Soldier in the face for dating his sister

Propose to sandvich. Present a beautiful something special for someone special.

Grab pootis

Call Medic.

;_; But.. muh finals..

Anyways! Heavy consumed his minigun and is now full of bullets.

He then steps outside of spawn, shooting a spy with his sandvich. The spy begged for mercy.

Heavy gave him none.

What should heavy do now?!

Listen to Stevie Wonder

Heavy had the Engi build a radio real quick, then played some Stevie Wonder.

Heavy held sandvich close during that song. It was a very emotional moment.

What should heavy do next?

Inspect contents of sandvich for spy

An engie comes to play songs for him and they create a new rockband called The RedManns

The Heavy looks at the sandvich. He really inspects it. Nope, no spy here.

The Engineer comes by, playing his beautiful song . The Heavy and the Engineer decide to form a new band. They go to the roof and take an epic photo.

SUDDENLY DEMOMEN

Heavy and engineer play a heavy metal song about WW2

Make heavy metal cover of engie's beautiful song.

And then suddenly there were BONUS DUCKS everywhere.

Everything looks good, and the new band is just about to compose a new song when suddenly…

A wild Demoman appears in .gif form!

What will Heavy and Engi do?!

(Oh, and here's a holiday version for decoration. No .gif version, but it's guaranteed to increase holiday cheer or your money back)

Punch him in snout and establish your dominance.

This.
Also kick him in the nuts. That should work.

The Heavy and Engineer shake off the Demoman's grip and turn to him. The smackdown is about to begin.

Engi turns the Demo around and socks him right in the nose!

The Heavy then flips the Demo around and kicks him full force right in the crotch.

The Demoman cries out in pain.

He falls dead. What should Heavy and Engineer do about Demoman's body?

Transform it into a pokemon

Sacrifice it for the glory of Cthulhu!

Consume it and assimilate it into your own form.

What's this? Demoman is evolving!

Congratulations! Your Demoman has evolved into a SCRUMPY.

(Sandvich not included) But before Heavy and Engi can become Pokemon masters, they need to select a region to go to! Or, they could do something entirely different! What should they do!?

NOTE: If want them to travel and have any custom maps you want me to try out, go ahead and post em.

They go to Freddy's Fazbear's Pizza

Throw a party.

Go to didney wrol

Travel to the Apeture Science Enrichment Center, where they shall solve practical problems together.

Fuse SCRUMPY with a DISPENSER to create the ultimate lifeform

Swooce around the floor to first spire with red solider waiting for him.