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This game is fairly simple.

One person posts at least one sentence of story.
"Once upon a time there was a dog."
Then another person posts another "This dog yearned for a piece of fried chicken."
And then…. Well another person comes along and writes another! "So he hired Bill Gates to create a Fried Chicken machine."
Basically, we're trying to create the silliest story possible. There are a few simple rules though.

1. Don't be afraid to say something bat-shit crazy.
2…. Unless it's not safe for work. No detailed rape, sex, gore, etc etc…
3. No more than 3 sentences per post.
4. Remember, that this is not an RP or post goofy sentences game. Make sure the sentences tie in together to create a STORY!
5. Don't try to randomly end the chapter. It'll end when I think the the topic has gotten too big…

NOW FOR THE FIRST SENTENCE!

"Once upon a time there was an alternate universe where the world was ruled by none other than Albert Goddamn Wesker."

He had feeling of desire for the lesser Weskers.

"But who is this Albert Goddamn Wesker?" exclaimed Albert Goddamn Wesker as he then proceeded to get mauled by a friendly horde of zombies.

"Who is Albert Goddamn Wesker? You silly!" A little girl sitting on the curb said, not lifting a finger to help him from the horde of zombies.

But what the little girl didn't know was that a spoopy skelton was sneaking up behind her as she spoke.

He threw the girl somewhere over the rainbow where she met Dante from the Devil May Cry series.

Dante had just recovered from being the protagonist of a bad fanfic, so he wasn't….. Quite himself.

"Holy smokes!" said Albert Goddamn Wesker and Robin, who noticed that Dante from Devil May Cry had suddenly appeared in a puff of smoke next to them with the girl in his grasp.

Dante opened his mouth to say something weird and out of character, when suddenly, somebody burst into the scene! It was…..

The muffin man! And he had something important to tell them!

The muffin man spoke onto them, "The zombie army is being killed off by an army of spooky skeletons!" Everyone gasped at the mere spookiness of the whole situation.

Albert Goddamn Wesker, despite being mauled by zombies mere moments ago, could not allow this.

He hired some of the greatest video game proganists (and some fellow antagonists) to fight the skeletons. And these people are…

Everyone in the Super Smash Bros. series, as well as Master Chief, Tingle, all protagonists from TF2, all protagonists from Resident Evil, Bayonetta, the phone guy from Five Nights at Freddy's, the Angry Birds (though no one was happy to see them), Mr. Saturn, Magikarp, Lego Batman, and Slenderman.

The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually, the champion stood, The rest saw the better, Mr. Saturn in a blood stained sweater.

Albert Goddamn Wesker knew what he had to do. He made Mr. Saturn co-leader, and put the remaning characters in a sort of counsel. And they happily reigned the Earth for countless millennia…. Until some characters turned to the dark side…