I don't know them, but I presume they will try to take my porn.
THEY WILL DIE.
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If the above user broke into your house,what would they do?
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(goddammit I misread the title as "what would you do if above user broke into your house)
Lich will probably preach about the wonders of hentai
Either they will recriminate the dead.
or just CAW at me alot.
EDIT: NINJAD AGAIN!
Probably kill me and teabag me.
Last edited Jun 07, 2015 at 02:07PM EDT
They'd probably throw some tear gas or mustard gas into my house first. Then they would break inside.
Try to hold rob me but I don't even care because I'm too in shock from the realization that Eris is actually a guy.
Do I even need to state the obvious?
Slap on my fedora, grab my katana, and they will will drown in the fury I shit.
Stop giving me robot porn. I only like cyborgs and androids! I CAN'T FUCK A ROBOT TRUCK!
Loot my house for porn.
Probably kill the black snakes that hang around my house thinking that they're Sevipers.
Look for my panties and stockings despite not owning any I promise
Would probably avoid my room at all costs. :3
Would try to steal my pies.
Bad pun is bad.
Would try to steal my possessions in the name of communism.
Would call himself a big guy for you and he would finish this house….WITH NO SURVIVORS
Would distract me with his slav-voice and then steal my stuff while I'm laughing my ass off.
Why is there a dog in my house…
Make all my food salty.
Last edited Jun 08, 2015 at 03:44PM EDT
Scream like this:
B-but eris you're not a planet anymore, grabs heavy astronomy textbook and hopefully never will be knock eris unconscious with textbook
Last edited Jun 08, 2015 at 04:20PM EDT
ENgage me in a heated debate over furry shiz.
Last edited Jun 08, 2015 at 11:26PM EDT
Loot my house of furry goods before coming to the crushing realization that I don't have any, and that no one has any, and that he's just a weirdo. After crying for several minutes Brown Bear will return to his own home to fap himself to sleep to anthro bears.
Last edited Jun 09, 2015 at 05:18PM EDT
Seduce me all you want. I'm not giving you anyways. That and I'm not into traps or whatever you identify as.
This computer is mine, they're many like it, but this one is mine.
Probably watch Hentai
Freelancer wrote:
Probably watch Hentai
Make you watch hentai with me… Shhh… Here's comes the best part.
Probably this
Use CQC on me
HOLY FUCK MY HOUSE AIN'T RUNWAY!!!!!
Last edited Jun 10, 2015 at 11:31PM EDT