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Nobody is above me,so I can't really answer it.

grabs shotgun

Triple Zed: Hey Crimea, sorry to barge in like this but Yiffer broke into my house and I'm out of shotgun ammo
Me: Grabs Rifle I'll be right over

NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!NOT MOD ABUSE!

Whit3 busts through door screaming "MOD ABUSE!!! MOD ABUSE!!!!"
I then weigh my choices

Edit: Oops, misread title "^_^ changing it now

Friendly reminder that the title of the thread clearly asks you what they would do, not you.

Judging from his avatar, I suspect that Mister Borike would kill me and my flatmate, eat my pet, digest all of my furniture, turn my flat into an alien breeding nest, and then use my TV to signal his mothership.

I like to think that she would kick the door down 300 style and then start lecturing me about physics.

Flood my house with tear

Would try to seduce me with they're ladyboy powers

Dry hump my leg

Tech-Seduce me with crossdressing

Install no less than 4 addons on my web browser with no ability to remove them what-so-ever

edit: ninja'd.

Stand in the middle of the living room and scream loudly until the cops arrive

WHY DID YOU DRIVE A TANK INTO MY LIVING ROOM!!!???

He would give me shitty porn.

Edit:can any forum mods edit the first post to mention that this thread is about what would the above user to do ,not what you would to?

OW MY SPINE! WHY DID YOU SUPLEX ME!?

Would try to deport me to Siberia.

He would post on my wall uncontrollably.

Would ask for plane tickets

Would probably leave information leaflets about white supremacy and why we should get rid of the muslims.

He'd drink all my lipton tea.

He would hit me with a wrench and let the monkeys in my house.

He would burn my house down. Because he's a jet.

There is no hope as the moment I confront him, we would stare at each other for eternity

Would ask me who I am?Even though he broke into my house.
Edit:Ninja'd
Would burn down my house obviously

would burn my house down i bet.

Edit: Ninjad

maybe it would steal my shit, and for some reason have weird karma noise

Its pretty obvious, stalk me then gas me.

He would ask me if I had any Squigly pictures or something

Grab the nearest crucifix

"Get out my house you shitposter"

Probably break in, make a campfire in my living room and then proceed to play a guitar whilst singing a terrible ruski song.

LALALALALA A GAWPSTAWP ALALALALA AH EH GAWPSTAWP!

EDIT:

Breaks in shoots me several times before meleeing me to death only to then teabag my corpse into the floorboards

Come with full ss gear and proclaim "Wo sind der Juden?".

Would crash a plane here

He would either call me a commie or a nazi.

JOJO POSE OFF

anime tiddies everywhere

Talking about how glorious would be a JoJo x Plane crossover.

I be kicked from my own home.

I'd be flying press'd.

Challenge me at Chess, only to end in a draw.

He would….

He would…..

Ask me about my Pokemonz….. Or something.

She would ask me help because Yiffer is stalking her again?

He'd suspend me for looking at him break into my house

He asks me to suspend him

Smush me with his sex dolls of other people

Steal my identity

Starts scratching all the furniture.

Read Das Kapital with me

(also can i say that this is the second time i have been beaten to someone else and made to look like a fool)

Lament to me about the bitter awfulness of British Goverment and those damn Yankees

Steals my entire kitchen.

Would go onto my PC and shitpost in Russian.

Probably would do some weird shit on my computer. Also, rude, just because I'm a Communist doesn't mean I'm Russian.