Forums / Fun! / Forum Games

Do what any American would do, get rid of anything that claims to be communist.

He would probably play on my WiiU or something.

He would uhm…do certain things with a banana to me

She would prolly steal all my junk.

Probably would try to steal my stash of vodka.

Leave me leaflets advertising the English Communist Party.

I dunno probably try to give me some tea?!

He'd likely kill himself when my manga pile falls on him.

I donno, probably would touch all my shit

Usual yandere stuff and possibly some magic

Kick him/her out for breaking into my house.

Would do really creepy shit to my stuff. Also Crow you did it wrong

Would put Communist paraphernalia all over my room. This time I did right.

Probably be all spoopy, maybe steal my cat, possibly find that dead crow behind the couch cushion.

Probably would assault me with a banana, steal my banana supply, eat all of my bananas and then leave the peels everywhere, something to do with bananas.

Spam me with Kappa

Offer me (bitter) tea and (stale) crumpets.

He would probably jump in on a grommet.

Patiently leave once he realizes that there is no Nintendo in my house

Compare dicks

they probably talk about animu

I don't know what you're looking for here, my brother takes his art supplies with him.

I'd imagine that Hackenbacker and his posse as seen in his profile picture would probably hunt me through my house like in that fucking Purge movie. I think I'm a little fucked.

He would teach me the doctrines of being a Brony.

Would try to doctrine me in the ways of Communism.

Play CS: GO

Cry as he steals my stuff

Anime stuff, probably.

Hey you know the shotgun dance bro

Make him tea or something as he'd be the first guest I've had in almost six months.

Attempt to try to convert my current husbando into Minda

Blow my house up with tanks.

Act like a normal, well-adjusted citizen, as expected.

I would have been forced to sit behind the table and listen about maths

Force me to watch documentaries and pornos about planes.

"Hey, wanna join to my harem? We have cookies"

Lecture me on the evils of religion and the euphoria of atheism.

He would call me atheist and then get out.

Play Touhou music loudly in my house.

Draw pentagrams over all the walls.

Do whatever Spiderman can….except with a British accent

Program me to clop.

Would leave once he saw all my AK-47s.

Would start preaching the glory of Lenin and paint all my stuff red whilst stealing my supply of vodka and potatoes.

Try to convince me to join the never ending harem of extreme thirst

Run me over with a Tiger, steal all my shit, and then blow my house up.

Burn my hous down
/original joke

Force me to shitpost at gunpoint.