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This thread is the Sequel to Imaginary War.

Posting on this Thread is as simple as waging War.

Starting where the last Thread Left off: Chuck Norris recreated the World after the devestating aftermath of the LAST Imaginary War. But even Chuck Norris could not Heal te World all the way, so now various Groups of KYM Forces have decided to fight over what's left of it.

And so, let the Madness begin.

(Vlad has decided to Work in the Shadows, and wait out Imaginary War II…..Or has He?)

The Blue Man group suddenly emerges from the flames and awaits a challenger… who will be brave enough to take on the Blue-namic quadruple?

Hrm, so the Blue Man Group has joined the Fight…It wouldn't be wise to get involved it this given the current state of the IDS. I shall wait until our Forces are Built up and Our New Virus is completed. Then, THEN the IDS will strike…..

(It appears that Vlad is in charge of something called the IDS. It seems that Vlad won't be doing anything for awhile, so let's just ignore this "IDS" Thing. I bet nothing bad will come out of it. Hey, IDS might turn out to be helpful in the End.)

Hrm, what should I do with My Intellegent Defense Systems Corporation in the meantime? Bah, I'll just lay low for now.

(So IDS stands for Intellegent Defense Systems? Well if they deal with Defense they can't be much of an Offensive threat now can they? Maybe you should get Vlad on your side for this Imaginary War, I wager that He'll be pretty useful in the long run.)

The mighty space wizard Nickoliavich and his army of minotaurs has joined the fight!

Putin and His Force of Super-Elite Spetznaz Commandos has arrived! Will anyone be able to Defeat Putin?

Jack Candle strides calmly to the center of the battleground and proclaims, "SWITZERLAND POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!" thereby becoming neutral.

Sadam Hussein appears with His force of Oil Platforms. Is anyone bold enough to stand up to His Scud Storm?

Courage Wolf joins the fight!

the
F.earless
A.dventures
G.uild

Arrives

Hay guise I'm ready to battle.

captain falcon speeds in the blue falcon and accidently eliminates a bunch of pikmin
and shouts"show me ya moves!"

Kytosai enters the battlefield, wielding a five dollar footlong.
Kytosai strikes Craptain Falcon, and the terrible taste instantly kills him.

chad warden comes in holding his ps triple and throws final fantasy seven at kytosai while making up a bunch of ways that try to convince you sony is better than microsoft

But it failed!
There was nothing to convince!

i know there isnt,but the annoying chad warden does not give up!

Kytosai picks up a twig!
Kytosai uses Teleport (LOLWUT?!)
Kytosai has fled!

kytosai! you tricky bastard DX

Biotic Zombie uses third-person writing.

It's super effective!

Wild Kytosai has appeared!
Wild Kytosai has threw a Pokeball!
Wild Kytosai tripped and caught himself!
Give nickname to caught Kytosai?

ASDF jumps out of the cloud of MEANIES. He kills you all with is bunny laz0r

Barack Obama arrives with your New Bicycle. Will you accept Barack's New Bicycle as a gift? (Y/N)

Jack Candle notices Amber Lamps in the distance and goes to sit with her in neutral silence.

Kytosai accepts Barack Obama's gift.
Kytosai eats the Bike!
Mexican man runs over and attempts to retreive the bike!
Kytosai pukes the bike all over Jack Candle!

Vlad unleashes the Great Owl!

You send out your New Bike.

The Great Owl has dropped a Low-Yield Nuclear Device on your New Bike!

The Great Owl's attack deals 10,000 Damage to your New Bike!

It's super Effective!

Your New Bicycle is no more….

Kytosai has Rage buildup!
Kytosai goes over and puts an action replay in!
Kytosai now has unlimited funds!
Kytosai also has unlimited moves per turn!
Kytosai creates a mass army of Bombers, Fighters, and War tanks.
Kytosai also creates a talon gun!
Kytosai FIRES HIS LAYZAR!

Lanthus the Great has appeared.
Lanthus got caught in Kytosai's Layzar!
It's super effective!!!

Courage wolf uses Badass atmosphere on Kytosai!

Vlad notices how he forgot to remember that his fancy virus doesn't work on War Tanks.
Vlad is considering his options….
Vlad has Activated Nuclear Strike!
The Great Owl is imbound to your current position and will arrive in 5 Minutes!
The Great Owl has arrived! It drops a Tactical Nuke on Kytosai's Forces! It's Super Effective!
Kytosai's Army is no more….
But a lone figure rides out of the Dust, passing the Burning Wreckage one of Kytosai's "Invincible" War Tanks. It's Barack Obama, and he's on his New Bicycle. He's come to save you. You can either go with him or die from: A. Nuclear Fallout! B. Bleeding to Death! C. Vlad's Post-Battle Sweep of the Area in an Attempt to find you! Or D. All of the Above!

And I ride tandem with Obama! We then summon Aquaman!

Jack Candle is moderately neutral regarding the puked-up bike chunks on him.

Ha! Aquaman's Powers don't work on My Warships!
Vlad orders one of his Submarines to lanch a Torpedo at Aquaman!
It's a Direct Hit!
Aquaman is no more….

Kytosai buys a blank check for a dollar.
Kytosai buys a Sci-Fi movie.
Kytosai smiles and goes into orbit.
Kytosai launches something down to Earth.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S HANNAH MONTANA VERSION 2.0, PUT EVERYBODY ON RED ALERT.
Vlad launches a prototype Ballistic Missile infused with a newly-developed airborne strand of the Creeper Virus.
Creeper Missile (x5) Launched!
They hit Hannah Montana Version 2.0!
Hannah Montana Version 2.0 has been Infected by the Creeper Virus!
Hannah Montana Version 2.0 has been killed by the Virus!
Hannah Montana Version 2.0 is no more….