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PREMISE
The rules of the game are to kill the user above but there is a catch. The user above you picks how they want to die, meaning that anything that you write down that isn’t related to what the user above wanted will not count. This game is based on a mode called Hitman with a Budget from the Machine of Death game. To those who aren’t familiar with the Machine of Death series, let me tell you.
Scientists have invented a machine that predicts how you die with 100% accurate results. It needs a sample of blood to work then it will print out a card that would read a simple word or phrase, nothing else and no other details. What on the cards are purposefully vague, meaning old age can mean natural causes or getting killed by an old man or woman and drowning can mean drowning in a body of water or water intoxication.
If you still not sure about the story or how the game works, this link might give you ideas on how to play
Example and Rules
To play, you need to use a template like this:
User: (Not your real name of course, just your user name)
Excited By: (Can be anything such as a hobby or something that excites you. Example can be playing a flute)
Hindered By: (A weakness of some kind or something that you dislike. Example can be an allergy to peanuts)
Location: (Where the user above you will be, example being inside a vehicle, on the beach, space station, or even the woods.)
Death: (This is what the user and you picks, you can’t pick anything related to immortality, the user above you must die. You need to be also vague on what you pick, so the user below you can guess on how to kill you. Example being a bear that could mean a real-life bear or a gummy bear.)
Now here is an example on how the game should play:
User: Example Player
Excited By: Jogging
Hindered By: Strangely hostile towards tennis players
Location: The local woods
Death: Parachute Failure

Now the user below Example Player must write a way to kill the user above him using the information that is given. The user can go to great lengths in order to kill the user above them. Here is an example of what the user below Example Player can write: (Can be written in first-person or third person)
The Example Player is jogging in the woods, while the user below them is in a cargo plane with an anvil attached to a parachute. The user drops the anvil attached to the parachute off of the plane which the parachute fails to deploy that would have stopped the anvil from falling (hence Parachute Failure). The anvil then proceeds to land on the Example Player, killing them.
After the user kills the person above them, they now must be then create their own template that have someone kill them as well.
I shall proceed to start and make sure that you read the rules.

User: Deblod100
Excited By: Aesthetic
Hindered By: Has an unhealthy addiction in listening to Evanescence
Location: Driving on a highway in a 1971 Chevrolet Impala
Death: Billboard

You're taking a leisurely drive down the Highway in your classic 1971 Chevrolet Impala which you have just finished restoring. You're having a grand 'ol time but you think something is missing, perhaps some music to accompany your drive. You reach down into your glovebox to find your favorite Evanescence cassette tape (since your Impala doesn't have a CD player). Unfortunately, while you're distracted by your search you fail to notice that the lane in front of you is currently closed for construction. By the time you stick up your head it's too late, you're on a collision course with what appears to be a billboard being unloaded from a truck. The billboard forms a perfect ramp and sends you careening into the sky at a 30 degree angle. While in the air you have just enough time to realize that the billboard you ramped off of was an advertisement for a new Evanescence album, before crashing into the ground, killing you instantly.

User: Crimeariver
Excited By: Jigsaw puzzles
Hindered By: Procrastination
Location: At home studying for an upcoming exam
Death: Reading

You're sitting in your usual comfy space in your warm, living room where you are analysing a book to help with your upcoming exam. You suddenly have a craving to solve one of your unfinished jigsaw puzzles, so you get up and receive an old and untouched boxes which was stuck in your attic for a very long time. You dump out the contents onto the table and attempt to fit every piece of the puzzle together while you read through for the exam. You suffer a large paper cut to the hand while flicking through some of the pages, yet you don't hesitate to stop in your tracks. You suddenly start to feel ill from your injury and then you realise that your cut had been infected through some of the germs from the jigsaw. You attempt to reach for the phone to call for help, but the infection had made your hand completely stiff and useless. You eventually managed to call up one of the emergency lines, and you begin to scream for someone to come and save you before your infection spreads even more. You end your call, but help is taking way too long to get to your home. You lay on the floor peacefully as you slip away from the real world.

User: Sandwich (or "Nerdy Vault Boy")
Excited by: Trying to help everyone around him.
Hindered by: Own fears that he would harm another being while in the effects of his own "curse".
Location: In a lab
Death: Killed for (accidentally) killing an innocent while under the affects of "Nerd Rage".