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OLDFAGS ASSEMBLE

Last posted Jul 06, 2011 at 04:33PM EDT. Added Jun 30, 2011 at 02:42AM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

well tell me the names of at least 2 legendary trolls that plagued KYM

In the year I've been on the forums, I have yet to see a troll I'd consider "legendary", unless Sweatie Killer counts.

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So…
What does that make me?

Tomberry
Taryn
Tristan
Real Genius
Animecello
Pterodactyl
Captain Blubber
Annhiiro
katie starshine
Candle Jack
Pat Sajak
Skankin streetlights.

These are oldfags.

Btw i know im missing some

Last edited Jul 02, 2011 at 03:01AM EDT

Dontmess withme has A nine word name wrote:

Really? Then that makes me an oldfag, right?

If you are truly oldfag, then you should be able to answer these with relative ease:

1. Before Cheezburger bought KYM, who owned it?
2. What was the forums full of before the ponies took over?
3. What are the names of everyone featured on a KYM episode before Forest hosted it?
4. What were the original names of the following users: Derpy Hooves, Ashbot, Katie Starshine, Natsuru Springfield, Death the Kid, Ching-chong = I♥U

Last edited Jul 02, 2011 at 11:14AM EDT

Derpy Hooves wrote:

If you are truly oldfag, then you should be able to answer these with relative ease:

1. Before Cheezburger bought KYM, who owned it?
2. What was the forums full of before the ponies took over?
3. What are the names of everyone featured on a KYM episode before Forest hosted it?
4. What were the original names of the following users: Derpy Hooves, Ashbot, Katie Starshine, Natsuru Springfield, Death the Kid, Ching-chong = I♥U

I'm not an oldfag, but I know all these.

butterin yobread wrote:

kym was originally owned by sony and the forums used to be filled with inane tf2 and anime references

Things have vastly improved.

Dontmess withme has A nine word name wrote:

I meant according to SK' s definition

You realize he was trolling a bit. Even RussianFedora wouldn't fall for that one. You won't be KYM oldfag for a long while. It takes almost a year to be KYM oldfag, at least IMO.

Derpy Hooves wrote:

You realize he was trolling a bit. Even RussianFedora wouldn't fall for that one. You won't be KYM oldfag for a long while. It takes almost a year to be KYM oldfag, at least IMO.

Yeah, I realize that that is an awful definition, and that I'm a newfag. I just thought I'd humor him and play along. A week is a $@(:&n short time to be here and call yourself an oldfag

Dontmess withme has A nine word name wrote:

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So…
What does that make me?

I'm tempted to say Jewfag, but as a half-Jew myself, I know it takes more than fancy artwork to qualify. Perhaps you are (to use a phrase not as popular as I'd like to see it) a Heeabroo?

Greg McCoral wrote:

Tomberry
Taryn
Tristan
Real Genius
Animecello
Pterodactyl
Captain Blubber
Annhiiro
katie starshine
Candle Jack
Pat Sajak
Skankin streetlights.

These are oldfags.

Btw i know im missing some

I guess i'm not an Oldfag? But i'm gonna be hitting two years soon. :(

Ashbot wrote:

I guess i'm not an Oldfag? But i'm gonna be hitting two years soon. :(

Well, you're an oldfag, just not an ancientfag.
You're an ancientfag if you remember CAMOAWAM at the time of conception

'Sup bishes.

I WAS THERE
when CAMOAWAM ravaged the submissions
I WAS THERE
when me and pterodicktyl and blah-tan were the only touhoufags
I WAS THERE
when real genius constantly found pearls on page ten
I WAS THERE
when moargun and skankin' got married
I WAS THERE
when the IRC opened for the first(read:second but no one cares) time
I WAS THERE
when dubtron DIED!
I WAS THERE
when real genius harrassed mellow over IRC
AND I WAS THERE
when all the faggots came to kym and declared themselves oldfags kthnxbai

kai wrote:

'Sup bishes.

I WAS THERE
when CAMOAWAM ravaged the submissions
I WAS THERE
when me and pterodicktyl and blah-tan were the only touhoufags
I WAS THERE
when real genius constantly found pearls on page ten
I WAS THERE
when moargun and skankin' got married
I WAS THERE
when the IRC opened for the first(read:second but no one cares) time
I WAS THERE
when dubtron DIED!
I WAS THERE
when real genius harrassed mellow over IRC
AND I WAS THERE
when all the faggots came to kym and declared themselves oldfags kthnxbai

Don't the time Menning banned me three times in one week AND I FUCKING SURVIVED. Or the time that me and RG kept competing for contributions so they got rid of it being only one number. Or the one time i actually researched a meme before creating an entry for it. Or the time that one dude started writing the KYM story that i never read the end of. Or the time that I single handedly invaded rocketboom so I could rub my eyelashes on Jamie's beard while he slept……ok so i guess i made up the one about the research…

Greg McCoral wrote:

Don't the time Menning banned me three times in one week AND I FUCKING SURVIVED. Or the time that me and RG kept competing for contributions so they got rid of it being only one number. Or the one time i actually researched a meme before creating an entry for it. Or the time that one dude started writing the KYM story that i never read the end of. Or the time that I single handedly invaded rocketboom so I could rub my eyelashes on Jamie's beard while he slept……ok so i guess i made up the one about the research…

I was the final boss of the KYM story.

By the way, you can just add all the numbers up for contributions. I'm back to number 2, Brad Kim is about 3000 ahead of me.

Katie C. wrote:

I was the final boss of the KYM story.

By the way, you can just add all the numbers up for contributions. I'm back to number 2, Brad Kim is about 3000 ahead of me.

Holy shit, he has 9000 from edits alone! That's…..a lot!

Mr Bumhole #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:

Holy shit, he has 9000 from edits alone! That's…..a lot!

Yeah, that's why the old "total contributions" was split out into what kind of contributions people make.
Edits (what actually ADDS to the database) are the hardest to attain.
Any herpderp can quickly rack up a high number of posts (especially one-word responses) or image uploads. Edits usually require adding something of value.
So really users like Tomberry and OGW are still thousands of points ahead of Katie. But Katie talks a lot, so there's that.

Joaquin Phoenix wrote:

Yeah, that's why the old "total contributions" was split out into what kind of contributions people make.
Edits (what actually ADDS to the database) are the hardest to attain.
Any herpderp can quickly rack up a high number of posts (especially one-word responses) or image uploads. Edits usually require adding something of value.
So really users like Tomberry and OGW are still thousands of points ahead of Katie. But Katie talks a lot, so there's that.

Did you undermine a planned raid on this site?
Guess what, I did. Nobody else did. Also, image uploads are contributions. By the way, not everyone can be a good author.

Joaquin Phoenix wrote:

HHAAHHAHAHA!
Are you trying to brag about what you posted on 711chan? That is so not something I would be proud of if I were you.
Anyway, it's been real, but I'm gonna go watch some paint dry.

No, I'm talking about the stuff that happened behind the scenes.

By the way, who the hell are you?

kai wrote:

'Sup bishes.

I WAS THERE
when CAMOAWAM ravaged the submissions
I WAS THERE
when me and pterodicktyl and blah-tan were the only touhoufags
I WAS THERE
when real genius constantly found pearls on page ten
I WAS THERE
when moargun and skankin' got married
I WAS THERE
when the IRC opened for the first(read:second but no one cares) time
I WAS THERE
when dubtron DIED!
I WAS THERE
when real genius harrassed mellow over IRC
AND I WAS THERE
when all the faggots came to kym and declared themselves oldfags kthnxbai

AND I WAS THERE
hitting on every single female user over the age of 17.
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also catgirls…
lots of them…

Greg McCoral wrote:

Tomberry
Taryn
Tristan
Real Genius
Animecello
Pterodactyl
Captain Blubber
Annhiiro
katie starshine
Candle Jack
Pat Sajak
Skankin streetlights.

These are oldfags.

Btw i know im missing some

You forgot me! attheshows! GAWD.

kai wrote:

'Sup bishes.

I WAS THERE
when CAMOAWAM ravaged the submissions
I WAS THERE
when me and pterodicktyl and blah-tan were the only touhoufags
I WAS THERE
when real genius constantly found pearls on page ten
I WAS THERE
when moargun and skankin' got married
I WAS THERE
when the IRC opened for the first(read:second but no one cares) time
I WAS THERE
when dubtron DIED!
I WAS THERE
when real genius harrassed mellow over IRC
AND I WAS THERE
when all the faggots came to kym and declared themselves oldfags kthnxbai

PTERODICTYL

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