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people… i just witnessed a murder today… the murder of startrek.

i, don't even know what to say, i'm just in shock

The Onion knows your pain.

yeah that's funny.

it wasn't a startrek film though, it was a bastardization of the series.

they just took the original characters, cut and pasted them into their own version of the ST universe and profited.

i mean, vulcan imploding.. what the FUCK was that about? and uhura kissing spock, it was so random. Uhura was reduced to eye candy who just pranced about and took her clothes off.

it was like not seeing a dear friend for a long time, and then one day you go to meet him and you realize he was raped to death by a pack of fanboy fanfiction authors.

But was it worth the ticket price? Special FX dawg!!!