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1. First I press charges as I moved out of my parent's house last year. Second I wonder how the hell I'm making love to Rainbow Dash. Third I grab a celebratory drink.

2. Are we both human or are we both ponies? Those things are very important. If yes to either of those I say eyup.

3. I tell Derpy and Rainbow Dash that I'm a polygamist now. Everyone wins.

4. Really? Everyone would hate me if I sacrificed Blueblood, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Rich Douchebag that questions filly Applejack, and one of the cloudsdale bullies? What kind of world do we live in where people would hate me after sacrificing 5 of the least liked ponies? Needless to say….as long as it's not the rest of the mane6 and I could pick the ponies I listed I would do it in a heartbeat.

5. Then Derpy gets the D………………I seriously just typed those words out didn't I?

@RandomMan
It wasn't being derailed. Me and BSOD answered your questions

In case some people missed the poll earlier, here is the link again.

The poll is to figure out what we should do about choosing a title for the new thread. To address preliminary concerns, I've learned that things stay simple and less stressful when other people don't get directly involved with projects like this.

Poni to make the post stick out more.

 
I've also made it so we can see responses now. Here's a link for that, but don't let current votes determine how you should vote.

As one respondent suggested, I am going to exercise a little bit of executive power. I was hoping that we wouldn't have anyone complain about the process of how we chose a new method, but someone did, and we aren't going to make yet another poll to determine which method we use to choose a method nor are we going to take another two pages to discuss it.

I think this gives everyone plenty of opportunity to do more than just vote but to actually say how we vote. Going any further into the meta is just silly, and we really shouldn't be concerned any further than picking a method of voting.

Because Bullet made me.

You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room. What do?

If human, tell them she made me since she's the Princess of the Night.

If pony …

REALLY tell them she made me since she's the Princess of the Night.

Would you want to make love to your favorite pony if you had the opportunity to?

Only in human form. IF I was a lesbian.

You’re in love with your 2nd favorite pony, and after 5 months of your relationship, your 1st fave becomes attracted to you. What do?

Sorry, Twilight. Princess Luna can offer me a lot more. Kbai.

Your favorite pony becomes possessed by a demon, and is out to kill you. However, you can sacrifice 5 ponies in order to save her, but everyone else would hate you for taking their lives.

You mean, she turned back into Nightmare Moon? Hmm.
Well, I think I would be worshiped for reverting her back to normal again.
I'd sacrifice five suicidal ponies. They wanted a way out anyway.

Second best pony (or humanized pony, if you prefer) becomes sexually attracted to you, but you only like second best pony as a friend. One night they come to you crying and say they just really need the D. What do?

Seeing as I don't have D to give, this situation need not apply.
No, really. I'm like the D way too much myself, and Twilight's just gonna have to deal with me never bein' a lesbian.

1. Watch in horror as spaghetti fills the room and suffocates us all.

2. Considering I'm (mostly) asexual and cringe at the thought of sex, no.

3. >orgy OR engage in a wacky romantic comedy where I try to juggle two relationships and keep them hidden from each other.

4. Trick possessed!Twilight to get turned to stone by a cockatrice and than brainstorm with the Princesses/Mane 5 on ways to save her.

5.Wonder why Fluttershy would need or want Detroit.

@Voting poll

Why do I get the feeling that the results are going to be heavily contested, resulting in a civil war that's only resolved by UN Peacekeepers and the shuttle diplomacy of Henry Kissinger?

You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room. What do?

"Why yes, I am doing rather intimate things with a pony. Don't pretend you didn't see this one coming. Now, are you going to stand there looking shocked all day, or are you going join us?"

Would you want to make love to your favorite pony if you had the opportunity to?

Is this a trick question?

You’re in love with your 2nd favorite pony, and after 5 months of your relationship, your 1st fave becomes attracted to you. What do?

Polyamory, hooo!

Your favorite pony becomes possesed by a demon, and is out to kill you. However, you can sacrifice 5 ponies in order to save her, but everyone else would hate you for taking their lives.

Presumably, I can't use some bullshit trick to wriggle out of this one. If so, I'd seal the possessed one away and start looking for another option. One that probably doesn't exist, but hey, at least it's a good excuse to go questing.

Second best pony (or humanized pony, if you prefer) becomes sexually attracted to you, but you only like second best pony as a friend. One night they come to you crying and say they just really need the D. What do?

Why stop at just that? I'd give her an unforgettable night of passion and have a sincere discussion about our relationship afterwards. I may not love her (only due to the rules of this particular scenario, mind you) but I sure as hell ain't gonna leave her hanging. Who says friends can't do the deed, eh? She needs the closeness and comfort of another, what kind of a friend would I be if I deny her that?

Caro wrote:

Seeing as I don’t have D to give, this situation need not apply.

Let's not forget we're dealing with magic, here. They have ways…

You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room. What do?

I'm in the middle of…? Who is behind/under/on top of me? If they're big enough, I may not even be seen.

Would you want to make love to your favorite pony if you had the opportunity to?

I need to rewrite this.
"Would you make love to your favorite pony if you had the opportunity to?"

Become really confused as I listen to St. Germain's voice argue with St. Germain's voice over who gets me. Watch as Luna pulls rank and decides it monarchy style.

Your favorite pony becomes possessed by a demon, and is out to kill you. However, you can sacrifice 5 ponies in order to save her, but everyone else would hate you for taking their lives.

Why am I Celestia now? Am I in some alternate universe where some of the Mane 6 chase after Nightmare Moon to their deaths?

Anyway: No. I like Luna, but sacrifice of others for my own personal wants isn't a good choice.

Second best pony (or humanized pony, if you prefer) becomes sexually attracted to you, but you only like second best pony as a friend. One night they come to you crying and say they just really need the D. What do?

Ask her which definition of D she wants? Density? Diameter? Stellar Designation?
Be informed what she wants.
Inform Rarity that Spike has two Ds.
Watch the problem disappear.

Blech! Since everyone else is doing the Questionable Questions, i might as well Give My answers.

1: Throw my slippers at them. They ignored the multiple "Do Not Disturb" signs.

2: Yes… How is this not even a forgone conclusion?

3: Hope that both of them have feelings for each other as well, so we can have some very special romantic moments… What? I'm perfectly suited to talk about multiple relationships. Especially when one considers the possibility that a single relationship is rarely going to give the full range of emotional needs, and most compatible relationships turn romantic anyways.

4: The demon only wants me right?
Sacrifice myself to save every-pony! Even my Favorite pony! I don't care how i do it, but I'll do it! Even If I have to die repeatedly to do so!
Besides, I'm a cat. People say I have Nine Lives, What's five of them if I can use them to save another?

5: After discussing why she came to this conclusion, then provided the reason is somewhat sane, I'll consider that I'm lucky to have friends at all, and that Friendship with Benefits is a perfectly valid option. The line between Platonic Relationships and Romantic ones can kinda… Blur a little anyways. And even if things stay platonic, the relationship will be stronger anyways, which is always a good thing.

@ Advance

Rarity

@Advance

This one

Bill Neigh is best background pony.

Pip is a supporting character, not a background pony.

@Best background pony

This bears repeating:

Vinyl is definitely the coolest pony, she wins hands down in design, style and career. Her character is usually portrayed in the fandom as a cross between Pinkie and RD which makes her even cooler.

Fixed it.

Really though, the little colt gets less screen time than Bon-Bon (and I'm pretty sure they're matched for voice time (sorta)). Oh well. Enjoy the adorable lil guy anyway.

Can we really call Derpy a background pony since she had a speaking role/had her name confirmed which was later censored due to butthurt and actually had something to do with the plot (I.E. smashing up town hall thus having Applejack want to selflessly give away her prize money to fix said hall but when she can't make the money she leaves yadda yadda we've all seen the episode).

I think that slightly bumps her up to 'Minor character' so sadly I can't use her as my favorite. So now I have a three way tie.
Lyra (look at her, she is the most lovable looking background pony ever and IMO has one of the more entertaining fanon background than the other background ponies)
Applejack Season 1 (this is kind of a joke at this point guys, don't take this one seriously….but then again tell me Applejack doesn't blend into the background in the majority of season 1!)
And of course…..Rarity season 3! (Man am I glad my kevlar vest finally came in the mail today.)

You guys want to do a Synchtube tomorrow?

Too bad.

In related news:

"We know many people still use synchtube, and are planning to open source it so that it may live on. We don't have an exact release date, but you have us on record saying it's in the works. "

Fine, we will build our own synchtube, with Blackjack and Hookers! In fact, forget the Blackjack and the website! Ahh, screw the whole thing.

Inb4 people start blaming Hasbro for the shutdown of Synctube.

Well, there will probably be a synchtube copycat released in a week or so. Shame they had to shut down due to their personal lives getting busy, but life goes on.

Us KYM bronies will miss you, Synchtube.

Btw, I love that Pinkie drawing, Verbose.

I'll miss Synctube….but like you said give it a week.

Then the Poni marathons will continue.

Oddly enough, /v/'s synchtube is still up. Go figure.

Maybe they cloned it already or something.

1. I would tell that family member to get out.
2. Of course I would make love to my favorite pony, but I would probably get her pregnant.
3. Girl from that taco ad – why not both?
4. Forget about sacrificing five ponies, get Dante to solve the problem.
5. Why would she want the D if she's living in the D – welcome to Dallas, Texas.

Best background pony, I also agree with DJ Pon-3.
If we're talking supporting roles too, probably Fancy Pants.

And of course…..Rarity season 3! (Man am I glad my kevlar vest finally came in the mail today.)

She wasn't really a background character in season 3. Just more flanderized and bitchy.

I'll just answer those 5 questions because srs:

1. I think my little sister would be scarred.
2. Can a human crossbreed with a pony? Or can a pony crossbreed with a human?
Any combination must be issued a subtle YES.
3. Polygamy with RD and Luna. Polygamy everywhere.
4. Why would a demon take over RD's body? Why would a demon even bother with RD?
5. Engage threesome with RD and Luna. Beautiful.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Well, it's not like we aren't used to waiting for pony. Season 3 prepared us well for that.

Yay! That one day a year everyone is suddenly proud of their minor Irish heritage. So who here is Irish? Green or Orange?

A)
Best pony has magic, so quickly teleport out of there to the basement.
B)
>2013
>not fucking horses
C)
Since 1st favorite is technically 2nd favorite in a more powerful, alluring form, tell 1st she's fine and doesn't have to change back into the other one to please me
D)
While I don't care about anything less than royal blood alicorns, I'd probably just find a way to do an exorcism than sacrifice the other 5. Mainly because I'd rather not have to resort to involving shit tier non-royal alicorns to save best alicorn
E)

Because

My family is about 60% Irish (and proud of it) and I have green eyes. I don't really care much about st. Patrick's day though. I don't drink (nor will I for the most part when I become the legal age), I don't go to any parties, I don't wear those "Kiss me I'm Irish" shirts. Today is just another day for me really.

Of course, I'm typing all of this and then I just realize that I'm wearing a green shirt today. Eh, maybe my subconscious is telling me different. Oh well, happy St. Patrick's day everyone!

Princess' eating sundaes on sunday

Will the season 3 wait prepare us for an even longer wait for Season 4? I hope so….I fucking hope so.

Well, I'm about as English as it gets, so orange.

Even though like most Americans, I just wore green because everyone who doesn't know anything about history (i.e. 'Mericans) would pinch me even if I wore orange.

Speaking of genius, I have tried every way I know how to make strike-through text here on the forums. I've tried HTML, CSS, BB, and unicode to no success. Suggestions?

Well I'm Russian, Polish (Here comes Dumb Polish jokes!) and German so I seriously have nothing to look forward to on this holiday.

@Bulletproof When typing a sentence to have it come out like this you have to type something then put two of these – before and after the sentence you want crossed out.

––Will this work?––

EDIT:

Idek. Chrome is silly.

ha

That was so wrong I can't contain my laughter You can do it! I berieve in you!

@ St Patricks Day Holidays in general.

Bah Humbug!

For my Holiday, I'm going to do the same thing I do every day off.

…

…Absolutely Nothing I guess… I don't have enough IRL friends to have someone to hang out with at a moment's notice you know.

I've got like… One.

And trust me, trying to celebrate a holiday online without some form of real time communication is hard.

Synchtubes are down, no replacement till a week from now (probably), Skype seems too intimate for strangers, and Ventrilo is a pain in the Flank.

…As for how I know of that last one, or decided its a pain: it's cause I was forced to use it before I up and quit World of Warcraft.

So merry generic holiday everyone, go have whatever drink is appropriate for this holiday while I hand in some work and promptly return to curling up in a ball on my couch or something.

St. Patrick's Day is nothing special other than an excuse for a ton of Americans to get drunk and start beating each other.

Which is odd, because normally people don't need an excuse for that.

As far as ethnicity goes, I think I'm 100% American, or something like that.

@Synchtube:

No skin off my teeth because you guys always started the fucking things when I least expected them and I never got to join.

What do you mean 'Bitter'?

@Favorite Background Pony:

That's a tough one, partially because a lot of people draw a blurry or nonexistent line between what's minor, supporting, or background. Some people judge it based on screen time or number/length of lines. Braeburn might be a background pony to most because he had significance in one episode and was never really seen again (can't remember if he was in Apple Family Reunion or not). Others might say he's a minor character because he said a lot and had plot significance on that one episode.

My favorite background pony might be Magnum by some definitions. And since it fits my definition, that's all that matters, because I follow the 'Rarity's Family is all best ponies' top-tier which resides above other plebeian tiers.

Seriously though, don't believe me, ask my " O' " surname.
And green definitely.

Happy St. Patricks Day

Green, huh?

As promised.

1. "I swear to God, this pink one made me eat some sugary snacks. And I have no doubt at this point that she mixed some crazy shit into it without me knowing. Just look at her energy, no way there's no speed involved here."

2. I'm a perverted adult male in his early 20's. Do the math yourself. (I will prefer though that she's human, can't confirm or deny I would do pony.)

3. I doubt Derpy would notice, nor do I doubt Pinkie and Derpy would bother with polygamy.

4. I doubt people would care if I murder 5 changelings.

5.

Yay! That one day a year everyone is suddenly proud of their minor Irish heritage. So who here is Irish? Green or Orange?

Glorious Dutch Master Race reporting in.

As our national color (non-flag related) is orange, I will go with that answer.

Don't make me apply Photoshop to this.

@St Patty's Day

Considering I have British (and German) in me, that makes me allergic to the holiday.

@ Best Background pony

Honestly, I never really thought about it. Default answer thanks to the fanfics would have to be Derpy (Single mom!Derpy has enough hnnng and feels per gram to kill an elephant). I'm not a fan of the whole "Human Obsessed Lyra" thing; changeling!Bon Bon is interesting, but can never beat x becomes a changeling stories; I don't like dentists so that rules Colgate out; and everypony else doesn't have a fanon personality rooted enough for me to pick up.

RandomMan wrote:

Don't make me apply Photoshop to this.

Too late.

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@RandomMan

4. I doubt people would care if I murder 5 changelings.

That's horrible! They're all part of the same family! AND they have more family left behind!

You monster!

Dammit Crazy, stealing my thunder.

ok I will repost mine
You’re in the middle making love to best pony, when your sibling/parent walks in the room.

Would you want to make love to your favorite pony if you had the opportunity to?

You’re in love with your 2nd favorite pony, and after 5 months of your relationship, your 1st fave becomes attracted to you. What do?

Your favorite pony becomes possesed by a demon, and is out to kill you. However, you can sacrifice 5 ponies in order to save her, but everyone else would hate you for taking their lives.

Second best pony (or humanized pony, if you prefer) becomes sexually attracted to you, but you only like second best pony as a friend. One night they come to you crying and say they just really need the D. What do?

mfw

My burning question:

Were your answers serious, along the lines of "maybe", or were they just joking?