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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Jul 06, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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Attention all you pony people:

I was planning a long drawn out post to begin this thread, but this will have to suffice.

Your mission:

Good luck.

I guess I'll open up first discussion:

Which pony would you not mind seeing undergo alicornification? Twilight Sparkle was somewhat controversial to people because of how much the show centered on her.. but who would you not mind seeing help expand the rather paltry amount of current era alicorns in Equestria?

Yes. I had that pre-prepared.

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 12:35AM EDT

YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERBUCKERS.

edit: Dammit CrazyC, I was sure I had that

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 12:27AM EDT

WHAT DOES THIS CALL FOR?

Bruce Willis is the best pony.

'Dat new thread feel.

Lucky number seven! ;)

Happy new thread, everypony!

Oh wait, wrong movie. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EDT

Sonata Dusk wrote:

I guess I'll open up first discussion:

Which pony would you not mind seeing undergo alicornification? Twilight Sparkle was somewhat controversial to people because of how much the show centered on her.. but who would you not mind seeing help expand the rather paltry amount of current era alicorns in Equestria?

Yes. I had that pre-prepared.

The answer is obvious, isn't it? Which pony has always wanted to be a princess? Rarity! Now we just have to wait for DHX to implement it into the show:

…never mind.

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EDT

Sonata Dusk wrote:

I guess I'll open up first discussion:

Which pony would you not mind seeing undergo alicornification? Twilight Sparkle was somewhat controversial to people because of how much the show centered on her.. but who would you not mind seeing help expand the rather paltry amount of current era alicorns in Equestria?

Yes. I had that pre-prepared.

Quoting for Luna and discussion? Um, yes.

Probably Shining Armor since he became royalty by marriage. Since all the alicorns are royals, why shouldn't Shining Armor be one?

Plus, you don't see many male alicorns. It'd be a nice shake-up.

Pony Hard with a Vengeance.

Now post some ponies with guns already!

Spoilered so as not to mess up the theme. So guys, check this out.

I've finally started my own pony ask tumblr!, just like all the cool kids! I would appreciate a few questions to get the ball rolling, if you are so inclined. I know some of you don't care much for OCs, but rest assured, his role in the story is pretty minimal. I want to keep as close to canon as possible, and this seemed like a convenient way to go about it. I'll explain more as I go.

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 01:01AM EDT

So another pony thread huh? Glad to finally be here when one started.

I am here on the new poni thread AVENGE ME!

Mmmmm, still has that new thread smell.

Almost 1,000 years ago, six ponies defeated the beast known as Nightmare Moon. The world thought we were safe, but we were young. An ancient evil source known as the nightmare virus made its way to KYM and an evil being known as The Harvester of Hate plans to infect us all with it. One man named chowzburgerz is the only person that can stop the threat and save the world, but he needs five friends to do so.

Nice opening?

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 12:42AM EDT

It begins! Once again!

Fuck yeah pony thread

Hey guys! I made a discussion topic and I really think we shou-

Eh. Screw it. Just post more ponies.

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 01:00AM EDT

Sonata Dusk wrote:

Hey guys! I made a discussion topic and I really think we shou-

Eh. Screw it. Just post more ponies.

I answered it.
I'm a good girl right?
You love me?
Yeah, you love me.

New thread constructed.
Pony Module resumes function.
The plan proceeds unhindered.
…
Whoo! First pony thread transition for me. The end of the last thread sure was…something.

Conner has spoken! Thread is begun.
…
I lurk now.

@Crazy☾

As if a pre-packaged thread topic is anywhere near as important as a new Pony General theme party! Come on, saddle up man!

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 01:17AM EDT

@Crazy☾
"Just post more ponies."

Consider it done.

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 01:36AM EDT

Aw man, I missed out on a big party.

Hooray! New thread

Now to start making preparations for Pony General VIII's Thread Title Election. My SuperPAC's got 40 million bits and an angry electorate ready to go.

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 01:37AM EDT

Speaking of which, we need more vibrating gifs.

Sonata Dusk wrote:

I guess I'll open up first discussion:

Which pony would you not mind seeing undergo alicornification? Twilight Sparkle was somewhat controversial to people because of how much the show centered on her.. but who would you not mind seeing help expand the rather paltry amount of current era alicorns in Equestria?

Yes. I had that pre-prepared.

Big Mac
Derpy
Rainbow Dash
Scootaloo
Rarity
Fancy Pants

/Discussion.

So… Here's A scenario…

Pinkie Pie has gotten a hold of a time machine, and is looping back into the same day over and over and generally filling Ponyville up with her Chrono-clones. Which are literally just her except from the future, so no magic pool stuff.

At Midday, the entire town is turned into a mosh-pit of Pinkie Pies…

What would be the easiest way to deal with the crisis without the time paradoxes causing even more shenanigans?

…

Also, looks Like I get to be in on this thread from the start! Happy New Thread Day EveryPony!

You know what this new thread needs?
A healthy dose of topical LOGIC AND MATH!
BIGGER VERSION

Who ever said that action movies couldn't be educational?

@Alicorns

They've all saved the world by now (quite a few times, in fact).
Just give it to them.

@Lunar
Well, in my mind, there are two possible scenarios:

If each Pinkie has their own personal time-travel device, simply discover the 'most recent' Pinkie and break hers (and only hers).
If there is one larger device that they are all using, you just need to find a way to keep the most recent Pinkie from using it.
In either case, all the others will still be free to go back so as not to create a paradox (i.e. Pinkie 1 will still go back and become Pinkie 2, Pinkie 2 will still go back to become Pinkie 3, and so on), you will simply stop the chain from continuing (Pinkie 99 will go back and become Pinkie 100, but Pinkie 100 is not allowed to become Pinkie 101. Pinkie 100 becomes the 'surviving' Pinkie.)

This version of multi-Pinkies would actually be an easier case to solve than the Mirror Pool one for one simple reason: no actual clones.
Time-travel 'duplicates' are not really 'duplicates' at all.
They are all the same Pinkie just at different points in time.
Pinkie 100 is the exact same pony as Pinkie 1 who has just lived the same day a whole bunch of times.
No need to worry about the ethics of potentially destroying a new entity because there truly is only one in the first place.

…

I put way more thought into the concept of a time-traveling Pinkie swarm than I feel I should have…

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 03:43AM EDT

Ah yes. I love the smell of a new thread in the morning.

We Derpy now.

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 04:26AM EDT

@CrazyC:

Discussion? On the first page where everyone is rushing in to celebrate the first page and get first page status?

In addition:

FUCK YEAH! BURNING_PHONEIX! PAGE 7 OF PONY GENERAL 1→PONY GENERAL 7! STILL GOING STRONG!

>New Pony General
>Not a single Applejack-centric image for front page

Sometimes I hate you guys.

See? Even keeping it in theme to the name. Cum on, step it up.

Need a new alicorn? Orange pone got ya covered.

Now back to whatever y'all was doin'.

@xTSGx below
It's obvious Twilight was Sith pony from the start.

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 05:43AM EDT

I'd like to introduce the Forum to my new headcanon. Headcanon, Forum.

xTSGx wrote:

I'd like to introduce the Forum to my new headcanon. Headcanon, Forum.

This^

…Okay … I don't have anything else to say on the matter, It's just relieving that somebody ended up with the same head canon as me.

Have some Jedi Pony to celebrate!

Speaking of which, I predict with 80% certainty that when the name for the New Star Wars Movie finally comes out, we're probably all going to use that as the title for this thread… or the one after, who knows.

… But That's for future us to deal with, since we don't know the name of it yet.

The following is a reenactment of the events of last night:

Oh my gosh, I can't belive it the end of my first thread! I can't wait to post on the last page and thank all of my new friends and be a part of this huge event and it's gunna be SO AWESO-
POWER CUT

…
…
…

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 06:12AM EDT

And it's still got that new thread smell. It feels good to be here, guys. Seeing as I'm on my phone, I sadly do not have an AJ pic for you guys. But, to commemorate the new thread, who is your favorite villain? Mine is Chrysalis.

Hooray for the New thread!

YES!! New Pony Thread! Let the topics and questions commence!
…

…
OK, I'll do this then.

PARTY HARD! SO ORDERS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!

^Obligatory party music.

Oh, you people are far too happy right now. It looks like it's time for me to grump up the new thread.

Sweet tunes, Grievous!

What a nice little thread you guys have here.

It would be a shame if someone…

…Visited it.

Or as much as an omnipresent lurker can "visit" the new KYM PG.

The change to seventh thread may not have been as exciting as reaching the 100th page of the first Pony General, but it was fun seeing some people experience it for the first time.

Normally I would have required a sacrifice to compensate for this sudden appearance, but I think the few extra pages of the last thread shall suffice. For now.

Just keep posting, and I'll keep on lurking.

And maybe drawing.

Muumi wrote:

Normally I would have required a sacrifice to compensate for this sudden appearance, but I think the few extra pages of the last thread shall suffice. For now.