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48. Light the 4th of July display on fire.

49. Walk into a dressing room with a Batman costume, put it on while yelling, "There's no toilet paper in here!" and then burst out of the changing room, run down the aisles, and shout "TO THE BAT CAVE!" at the top of your lungs.

50. Tape walkie-talkies to the back of action figures and say creepy stuff when people walk by.

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy
im thinking it

51. Walk in wearing a tuxedo, a top hat, a monocle, a cane, and fancy white gloves. Then walk up to a cashier or a security guard take off one of your gloves and slap them across the face, and make sure to shout "WHY CAN'T I HOLD, ALL THESE LIMES!!?!?!"

52. Play "Marco; Polo" inside the store.

53. Talk about fight club

54. Act out AC:B with your friends (multiplayer characters) and hop from shelf to shelf, stabbing each other with imaginary weaponry.

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http://dbzvortex.dbzaddict.com/t6232-1001-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart

56: Run around yelling "BUMP!".

56: Become black.

57: Stand outside of the bathroom and stare at people as they come out.

58. Start singing Trololo. Very Loudly. With an amp.

59. Take out or destroy any and all price labels you see then tell the clerk that items must be free since there is no price marked

60. take off your shirt, tie it around your head like a headband, grab a nerf gun and run around the store screaming "I'M RAMBO!!!!!!!!!!!"

61.Create a ball of rubber bands, take a blowtorch and light it. then just throw it around and kick it around like in soccer. Never tried that…but it should work.
Now here's something me and a friend tried at 7-Eleven.
62.At the entrance, yell THIS IS SPARTA, kick anything or anyone at the entrance, and run away as quickly as possible. Also, take a drink, fill it up as much as possible(make sure it spills) and pay for it before running away.

63. Climb on top of one of the shelves, and shout "I'M BATMAN" as you swoop down on someone. Cape and Cowl are optional.

64. Push a shelve full of merchandise down to create the domino effect.

65. dress as a terrorist and run around yelling "alahu ackbar!"

Beat the elderly with those little rubber bouncy balls until they pull out a Tazer.

That actually happened. I'm a terrible person.

67. Frozen turkey bowling down the aisles.

68. take the lazer tag game out of the box, cosplay as TF2 characters. The rest is obvious.

69. Running people over with a shopping cart

70.Play bumper cars with shopping carts with your friends

71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"

72. Yell out: DIRTY MEXICANS!! Really loud.

73. Revive a dead thread. Oh wait, that's a way to get kicked off the forums! My mistake!

Wear a very furry dog suit, and start humping EVERYTHING. No matter living or dead(preferably living, especially heads).

Who would want to kick him out?

(I found this on dA. Apparently he DIDN'T get kicked out. Oh well.)

Come in to buy something, just browse forever, leave and say you couldn't find what you wanted (even though they have it)

76. Spill lemonade on the floor and pretend it's pee.
Or vice versa.

It sure is 2001 in here.

78.

79. Pee on the floor.

80.Stroll around with two hair blowers, one on each hand, and blow away everything in an aisle.

If that doesn't work, make people trip with the blowers' cord.

81. Stuff ice cream down the front of your pants while panting heavily.

82. Stage a "Major Battle" inside the store

Anything illegal.

84. Walk in screaming about how you're starving, and tired, and then pee yourself, before going collapsing on the ground from exhaustion.

85. go dressed as pedobear

86. Walk up to people and call them a spy.
Ie. THAT LADY IS A SPY

This thread is still alive?
87: In conjunction with 86, dress up as a Pyro, bring a flamethrower, and spy check everyone.

88. Buy a gun and immediately start shooting into the air.